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Margo always loved mysteries. And in everything that came afterward, I could never stop thinking that maybe she loved mysteries so much she became one.

Paper towns (John Green)

ok this my list of hoe tips and life tips in general

- can’t get ur pussy smooth?? always prickly?? shave diagonally and horizontally instead of up and down, and always use a new blade

- can’t get ur pussy soft?? shave with hair conditioner and massage it in for like 30 seconds before. after u shave, massage with baby oil, and lotion after a shower

- EXFOLIATE. exfoliating is the key to life. mix used coffee grounds with a moisturizing oil (olive or coconut is best). rub that shit all over your legs before you shave until ur hands start to feel funny

- dry feet?? bih me too. rub a fuck ton of regular lotion (or foot cream if u fancy, even Vaseline works) all over your feet and put double socks (or fuzzy socks) on before bed. yass

- this one is the most basic but pls drink water. it’ll clear ur skin, flush out your kidneys to prevent bladder infections, and ur pussy gonna be wet asf

- salt, fat, caffeine, dairy, etc. r gonna make u taste all funky down there. fruits, veggies, and anything w high water content is gonna make u taste fresh/sweet

- smoking and drinking also gonna make u taste funky. and smoking is especially bad for u, so put out the cig babe

- using soap on ur pussy gonna fuck up ur pH bad. the vagina is a self cleaning device, and all u need is a really soft washcloth (or even a cotton shirt) and some water, let ur body do ur thing

- if ur used to wearing tampons and that’s what u find comfortable, use a menstrual cup! very sanitary and will save u a TON of money in the long run

- want a natural lip plumper?? mix a lil bit of cinnamon and honey, and gently rub it into your lips w a soft toothbrush n leave it on for a min. slather on some chapstick n ur plump n soft

- BUY A VIBRATOR. please do it. it will save ur fucking life

- cotton panties or no panties sis. ur kitty needs to breathe and cotton/no panties will prevent bacterial and fungal infection

- got hair on ur face? got rough skin? GURL SHAVE IT! wash your face as normal and pat dry, gently run a clean razor over any areas (cheeks, chin, neck). tone and moisturize like a motherfucker. smooth!

- pubic hair is healthy and good and keeps ur vag clean! don’t shave it unless YOU want to, don’t leave that decision up to ur nasty man

- allow urself junk in moderation. it’ll make making healthy choices easier if u allow urself a little treat every once in a while

- a simple equation for a good meal: vegetable + grain/carb, protein

- do ur fucking homework and do it on time

- rubbing a little bit of petroleum jelly on ur pressure points before spraying perfume will make it last longer

- hair holds onto scents v easily. wanna smell like a goddess????,,, spritz that hair

- kat von d everlasting liquid lipstick is blowjob proof. get messy n be on point!

- urban decay all nighter setting spray is gonna save ur life. it’ll keep ur shit in place when u getting dicked, if u cryin, chokin on dick, w/e u like to do

- if ur having trouble getting wet even after sufficient foreplay, a little bit of water based lube does WONDERS. also won’t deteriorate condoms (oil) or get gritty (silicone)

- need to stretch out ur shoes?? fill two ziploc bags with water and put them in ur shoes. put shoes in the freezer until water freezes solid, and dethaw with a hairdryer. especially effective on leather!

- having problems deepthroating? make sure ur throat is in line with ur mouth, if it’s not the dick won’t go down

- can’t deepthroat at all? cover ur teeth with ur top lip and press ur tongue to the roof of ur mouth while he thrusts. 10/10!

- communication w ur partner during sex will make it a trillion million times more satisfying

- frizzy hair? put conditioner on the tips of your hair (nape of the neck and down) and shampoo right on ur scalp. volumizes without frizzing!

- this one kinda weird but don’t hold ur pee unless u wanna mean bladder infection/UTI

- pee after u masturbate please. u never know what can shimmy up ur urethra, even when ur playin w the little man in the sailboat

- keep a pair of spare glasses with u for when ur contacts dry out. lifesaver

- always keep extra undies, an extra shirt, makeup remover, moisturizer, and comfy shoes in ur car/bag if u can fit all of it

- apply dry shampoo the night before ur gonna need it. it’ll soak up the oil before it sits on ur hair. reapply in the morning n style accordingly

- apple cider vinegar mixed with water works as a good toner if u ain’t got no moneyyyy

- castor oil on ur brows and lashes every night will make them thicker and longer. even just one day will help (bc they will be shiny and moisturized)

ill probs add onto this when i think of more!

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

from African & Black History

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Next time some far-right talking head tries to say that "slavery wasn't so bad", we need to remind them of this; this is what slavery drove good human beings to do rather than submit to such absolute evil. _reply from @Sebastian2Blue

This is such a sad story. The choices so many Africans had to face rather than submit to indignity, slavery, inhumanity.... reply from @pinkykhoabane

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E’Dawn and Hyuna.

Admin Deruta here after a very hard two weeks. If you read the hiatus post you will understand why I have been absent recently and I really appreciate the messages you guys have been sending me to help me through this hard time. Thank you all for the love and support and I really apologize that my first (and most likely only) post on iG7M for a little while longer is nothing but a rant. Let’s get started; 

E'Dawn and Hyuna confirmed that they have been dating for two years when scandals came out and started getting both sides hated on by Netizens. Can I just say off of the bat that it’s not anybody’s business what an idol does with who behind closed doors as long it’s not illegal and it makes them happy? The shitstorm coming of them confirming their relationship is not only harming Hyuna and E'Dawn themselves but it’s hurting Pentagon and the other idols people are accusing of having relationships just because they were seen with someone or they mentioned someone’s name. 

News flash; It’s not your business who they date, it’s not MY business who they date, it’s not their manager’s business and it damn sure isn’t the internet’s business. It’s called a *personal* life for a reason and I feel that it’s inappropriate to demand to know about a relationship just to shit on it and make them feel bad for dating. 

Do you know how scared Hyuna and E'Dawn must have been to reveal it? Think about it; They hid their love for one another for 2 years most likely out of fear that shit like this would happen. 730+ Days that they’ve been happy together is being ruined and so is E'Dawn’s relationship and career. Is that fair? Is it truly fair to just invade their privacy and play with things that don’t relate to us? I haven’t seen anything from Hyuna’s side going down yet but E'Dawn? People are DEMANDING that he be removed from Pentagon over this shit and he’s even started sitting out of promotions. Will you finally be happy when he leaves Pentagon?

If you truly loved your idols, you wouldn’t pry in their personal lives then shit on their relationship because you’re mad about them dating or who they are dating. They didn’t have to trust you enough to tell you in the first place and you had to throw it back in their face because you’re upset? Think about how upset your idol must be, in this case it being E'Dawn. I know Hyuna is probably hurt as well but E'Dawn is actually giving everyone what they want right now and that isn’t fair to him, Pentagon, the management they are under or the true fans who are trying to support the relationship that makes him happy like myself. 

Why stop supporting Pentagon because of dating and scandals? That’s literally the dumbest shit I have ever heard and if you can drop an idol because they have a girlfriend/boyfriend, you don’t at all deserve that idol and you don’t deserve the title of their fandom on your name. 

You don’t know how much you are actually damaging their relationship, career and lives. Apparently you guys don’t want your idols to be happy but you instead want them to be alone and depressed for their whole lives. Would it make you happier if E'Dawn broke up with Hyuna after 2 years because you guys wanted him too then he leaves Pentagon and just disappears? No? Then stop the bullshit. You don’t have any idea what idols go through off camera and behind closed doors so to spit in their face because of their relationship is just ridiculous. 

2018 is almost over and I can tell you what; All fandoms need to change TODAY. No mare wars, no more uproaring about the small things and no more invading the privacy of an idol’s live. It’s not your business what they do behind closed doors and if you believe differently you need to wake up. When people are depressed they start to hide from the public, hurt themselves and they sometimes go as far as committing suicide to get away from the pain that has fallen on them. I’m not at all saying that Hyuna or E'Dawn will commit suicide because of this but it’s a possibility and if you’re one of the people who is sending them hate and purposely trying to make them feel bad just because they’re happy together, you really need a reality check. 

If they had to hide their love for one another for 2 years that means they were scared of this reaction. They finally felt like they could trust their fans enough to come clean and admit that they’re happy with each other and that they’re ready to be public about how much love they hold. Well, thanks to the assholes, they could possibly end their relationship because they came out about the one thing they were too scared to share with the world. I hope you’re happy that you’re ruining a relationship for no reason at all. 

In 2019 I don’t WANT to see this shit for any idol but I guess beggars can’t be choosers right? We’re nothing but fans of singers. We don’t have a say in what they do, wear, say, eat or date and it needs to stay that way. You aren’t their mother so stop acting like you run their life and everything you say about them or to them is the most important thing in the world and they need to follow your wishes. Life doesn’t work that way. 

Leave Hyuna and E'Dawn alone about their relationship before something bad happens. They aren’t harming you in any way, you’re just being a bitch to be a bitch. 

This is so funny and adorable!

Well, here’s what I’m gonna be thinking about all day! 

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Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie