Voiceofthew00ds - Jam(es)

it should be illegal to tag anything under 20k “slow burn” like no, that’s just a burn

guys it’s getting a little hard to tell what’s stucky fanart and what’s sentryagent/voidwalker

Theory of Fantastic Beasts Locations

JK tweeted this last month….

At first I thought she was just being extra™ …

But, five movies, five languages. And we now know that the second Fantastic Beasts film is going to be set in Paris. So the possible locations (confirmed in bold) are:

FB1 - Five = New York

FB2 - Cinq = Paris (though JK confirmed bits of it would be in the UK)

FB3 - Funf = German speaking country, probably Germany or Switzerland

FB4- Cinco = Spanish or Portuguese speaking country… My money is on Brazil

FB5 - Cinque = Italy or Switzerland

Same vibes

thank u for the submission dude

wolfstar feels like it was written in the stars but jegulus feels like they fought the stars and i will always be more drawn to that

Reblog this if you want JKR to come out with descriptions of your patronus

listen. as the biggest supporter of fanfiction ever. y’all need to stop publishing that shit.

i’m being so honest rn

some people are just meant to be fanfic authors. and that’s ok. but i would really love it if they would stop publishing books

like guys… this is what you want?

self insert badass female main character

the same male love interest (dark, shadow powers, not actually evil, etc)

a very clear list of trigger warnings and tropes that tell you exactly what’s going to happen

no actual discernable plot, just people doing cool things

no cliffhangers (god forbid you don’t get immediate closure)

smut scenes and characters being unreasonably horny all the time

this is me speaking my truth.

and telling y’all to get out of everyone’s faces and go back to wattpad from whence you came

the fact that john tells dean, “take your brother outside and don’t look back,” and then dean DOES look back and freezes in his tracks as he watches his home burn. from the beginning he is a character so defined by looking back over his shoulder. pillar of salt indeed