Why Are You Lgbtq+? Wrong Answers Only GO

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

I like mice.

Well, pixies. Reposting all my recent pixie works because I’m obsessed with these mouse/rat sized little shits. Lil adorable marsupials. Total snacks. Eat em by the handful.

Get well soon!

I hope it’s just my allergies and asthma rearing its head, or the DTE I accidentally breathed in last night, and not the cold my family has been suffering from. But I sure hope i do, too! Thanks 🖤

Jessica Rabbit

Art by Stephanie Pepper

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The Blinding Eclipse Wyrm design commission! Half sun and half moon motif☀️🌙

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A delivery only restaurant named "send help" that specialises in hangover food. Everything comes with some sort of an electrolytes beverage, if not two, a bag to throw up in, and one of the food options is simply "whatever", and you get an order of whatever random food options the kitchen happens to find the most convenient.

The "whatever" can be specialised, like ordering a two-piece vegan whatever gets you two random vegan options, there's "whatever w/ peanut allergy", kosher whatever, and so on.

The halal option comes with a free letter reminding you of the reasons why a muslim shouldn't drink.

reblog if you’re 25+ and still roleplay; or if you believe older muns have a place in the rpc and shouldn’t be told to give it up when they turn 30. 

i received this anon & i just want to make a point.