The More I Learn About House MD The More I’m Convinced Everyone Is In On Some Practical Joke I Don’t

house spent almost an entire episode freaking out because he thought wilson was dating someone? god damn it hilson you move me SO much

Chase: today is Tuesday, the day i tell you that I like you, I like you :)

Cameron: oh my god this fkn loser likes me 🙄 I'm not sleeping with you.

me when i just learned my shithead dad died of a cancer he had for months and never told me about but my stupid patient needs a follow-up

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

HES SO SILLY!! (I say as he confesses to a priest that he killed a man(yes I’m on THAT episode))

i think even if I stopped regressing id probably never leave agereblr… especially now that my default when interacting with new media is to immediately figure who the regressors are and who the cgs are. im afraid there’s no way to unbabybrain myself and ill always need a place to gush about fictional cgs + regressors

No context this scene sounds like they're telling House to get his bisexuality under control

classification aus are so silly to me,, legally pronounced baby

one of the funniest sequences

the conventional 1960s nuclear family: housewife mother, breadwinner father, heartbreaker daughter, quarterback son, dog

the woke 2025 family: medical malpractitioner father, oncologist step father, hot mom, transmasc son, transfem daughter, foreman