Can Someone Hire Me As A Lighthouse Keeper. My Grip On Reality Is Soooo Stable And I Will Behave So Normally

Chiitan, Japan's crazy mascot beats up Orihara Izaya from the hit anime Durarara!! (colorized)

oh

needed to be said

employees should be allowed to steal, actually

Microdosing polyamory by dating a system

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

Apparently this needs to be said so

Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!

You're not a bad person if you...

forget things quickly

forget people

can't remember entire stages of your life

can't remember important things

can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time

can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests

forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc

forget to reply to texts

remember things and immediately forget them again

can't remember birthdays, events, etc

frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions

can't retain new information

forget things you used to know

only remember things when it's too late

have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories

depend on others to know how an event you were in played out

have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa

... and anything else I might have missed!

disloyal order of water buffaloes // pavlove

like why is the vague shadowy guy who can comprehend the more nuanced shit i can't think about in my brain suddenly more social now that he looks like and talks like dirk strider?

but i guess it's what i need right now.

rereading homestuck for the first time since i was 16 and now my mental landscape (headspace? idk we just call it da narrative) has changed drastically. i think? actually it feels like it shed some light onto the more obscure corners and returned language to me.

the effects from the epilogues and BC are astounding though.

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away