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the thing about sans and cecil both getting to the finals is that they're both the platonic ideal of what a tumblr sexyman is, but on opposite sides of the scales, covering the entire spectrum as a result.
on one hand you've got cecil, who is chronologically a classic. his lack of a canon appearance, his charming voice and his semi-fancy job allowed the tall white + suit twinkification phenomenon to run rampant. as the series progressed, he was actually revealed to be more of a babygirl (eat your heart out, arataka). he was drawn with tentacles. and he was sexy, sure, but the amount of porn generated for him was overall pretty standard.
sans, on the other hand, is a complete outcast in the classical definition of sexyman. he's chubby, short, charismatic not like an evil villain, but like some random guy with the local bar wrapped around his finger, constantly dressed casual. sure, there were white haired anime boy gijinkas, but that's not who people were here for, right? they wanted to jump his bones (literally) as he was. despite (or maybe because of...?) all this, the mind boggling amount of porn that resulted from him is a still gaping wound in the internet to this day. oh and he also got the tentacle treatment.
perfectly balanced. polar opposites. there isn't really a better candidate here. as far as I'm concerned, they both won tonight. but at least sans can finally break his curse. who knows! maybe we kill someone this time too.
TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH POLL MASTERPOST
I'll update this as the rounds progress.
ROUND ONE:
Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated) vs. Professor Venomous (OK KO)
Guzma (Pokémon) vs. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
The Warden (Superjail) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run)
The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. Megamind (Megamind)
Sans (Undertale) vs. Junkrat (Overwatch)
Tony the Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Black Hat (Villainous)
King Dice (Cuphead) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing)
Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Doc Ock (Marvel)
Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) vs. Dr. Habit (Smile for Me)
Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Slenderman (???)
Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas) vs. Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph)
Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)
Purple Guy/William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs. Spamton (Deltarune)
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) vs. Loki (Marvel)
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice (all versions))
Herobrine (Minecraft) vs. Benr(e)y (Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware)
THE BOOK OF LIFE (2014) COCO (2017) PUSS IN BOOTS: THE LAST WISH (2022)
This is an appreciation post for the air nomads ✨️✨️ I like to think bison are a lot more diverse, and are very beloved and decorated by their owners. Sometimes it’s boring in the sky too, so pinwheels and kites are added for bending fun :)
The babies can’t do much but there are sometimes bison rides for the elderly and children (or open to anyone, really.) I imagine sky bison are a lot like yaks, who naturally shed an undercoat in spring that can be used for fabric. Spring is absolutely HORRIBLE for allergies though
And also the gaang! sharing aangs culture ect by making use of appa’s fur and trying to deal with the pesky lemurs lol
TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH POLL MASTERPOST
I'll update this as the rounds progress.
ROUND ONE:
Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated) vs. Professor Venomous (OK KO) WINNER: LEWIS
Guzma (Pokémon) vs. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) WINNER: BILL
The Warden (Superjail) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run) WINNER: ALMOND COOKIE
The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. Megamind (Megamind) WINNER: MEGAMIND
Sans (Undertale) vs. Junkrat (Overwatch) WINNER: SANS
Tony the Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Black Hat (Villainous) WINNER: TONY
King Dice (Cuphead) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing) WINNER: RAYMOND
Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Doc Ock (Marvel) WINNER: WHEATLEY
Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) vs. Dr. Habit (Smile for Me) WINNER: KOMAEDA
Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Slenderman (???) WINNER: CECIL
Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas) vs. Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph) WINNER: JACK
Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Bruno Madrigal (Encanto) WINNER: INGO
Purple Guy/William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs. Spamton (Deltarune) WINNER: SPAMTON
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) vs. Loki (Marvel) WINNER: LOKI
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice (all versions)) WINNER: REIGEN
Herobrine (Minecraft) vs. Benr(e)y (Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware) WINNER: HEROBRINE
ROUND TWO:
NOTE: Starting round 2, I'm ditching the bracket and opting for randomized matchups. The left side will stay on the left and the right will stay on the right, but otherwise it'll be shuffled.
Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated) WINNER: WHEATLEY
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing) WINNER: BILL
Tony the Talking Clock (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run) WINNER: TONY
Sans (Undertale) vs. Megamind (Megamind) WINNER: SANS
Loki (Marvel) vs. Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) WINNER: KOMAEDA
Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Herobrine (Minecraft) WINNER: CECIL
Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas) WINNER: JACK
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Spamton (Deltarune) WINNER: REIGEN
REVIVAL ROUND: The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. King Dice (Cuphead) WINNER: THE ONCE-LER
ROUND THREE:
Tony the Talking Clock (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) vs. The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. Wheatley (Portal 2) WINNER: THE ONCE-LER
Sans (Undertale) vs. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) WINNER: SANS
Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) WINNER: CECIL
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas) WINNER: REIGEN
ROUND FOUR:
Sans (Undertale) vs. The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012))
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale)
I really like the 4th panel.
I would really like to go a walk/ride in a place like that.
Nothing but you and the beautiful scenery.
The poignant, powerful beauty of rural England (@dpc_photography_ IG)
When you want to give your fan fiction a home of its own, Jetpack Mobile will be there. I mean, this sword has its own website now.
Jazz goes to study psychology at Gotham U because, despite everything, they do have a world-renowned psychology course.
At some point (in a sociology or ethics class, maybe?), she has to write an essay on discrimination or cross-cultural conflicts or something.
And in a moment of assignment overload-induced exhaustion, she decides to write about the Anti-Ecto Acts.
Her essay raises all kinds of red flags -- with a staff members who reads it, or with an automated system that picks up several very concerning keywords, or both.
And so her essay makes its way into the possession of a certain group of vigilantes.
That's how Batman discovers the Acts, and the Fentons, and Phantom, and the whole entire mess that is Amity Park.
He is not happy.
