Walrusspartan - Stuff

Nopenopenope, what is that? Mars? Mars is cancelled, hell no, that's where people go to die. That's what it sounds like?? Everywhere you go is a horror movie soundtrack, bye, no thank you

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

The fact that men, at one point, thought weightlifting and muscles were only for men, and now at least half of young men want a woman that can beat their ass is so funny to me

Bsh I have to drive to my dads house once a month and it’s 4 hours!

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

Homeless man interviewed by ‘ITV News’ recounts story of bravery during Manchester attack

So I have these two friends who know who the other is but they themselves are not friends. There have been two instances, one of them today, where one friend has mentioned a girl she thinks I could hit it off with. Both times, the girl she suggested was currently starting to date my other friend. And I can’t do anything about it cause that’s a dick move but like, how the fuck does the exact same thing with the same people happen TWICE??? And like, within a year too? This is why I’m single

Why does everyone know Texas? Like, of all the states why that one?

hey if ur not from america get a blank map and just. fucking guess the states

More running kids: Sadie and Carter my faves <33

I think one of my biggest flexes in life is that when I was a kid, I went to church with the twins from Lemonade Mouth. Also, they aren't twins