What Do You Mean WHEN?!

If a mass amount of people come out as pansexual and demisexual, would it be called a pandemic?

Almost every post I've seen in the past like, two days has been this man talking about the dragon prince. To most, this would be annoying, but for an adult like myself who has no other friends that watch this show I can't tell you how much serotonin I have obtained

Every character in The Dragon Prince is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.

Your worst fucking nightmare

jake gyllenhaal is my favorite celebrity because he’s so goddamn elusive and weird. he’s always in good movies and is a very good actor. he’s also extremely hot. but on the other hand he’s the guy New Yorkers spot wearing a birthday hat at a restaurant and buying ice cream sandwiches in bulk. he’s the guy Taylor swift wrote a near whole album about. and he’s not on any social media so I can’t confront him. honestly who is this man.

The funny part is that the last two are him doing nothing but still making her think she’s being pranked, therefore pranking her

i feel for her i really do… but if this wasnt me pranking my lil brother

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before

I am young men

The fact that men, at one point, thought weightlifting and muscles were only for men, and now at least half of young men want a woman that can beat their ass is so funny to me

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

Me: *gets something from Starbucks for my gf that I think she'll like but am not sure of and surprises her with it*

Her: *likes it*

Me: yay! I did a good job in boyfriend. This is something both possible to achieve, and perfectly normal to want