Extra Lil Bonus:

“Well paint me orange and call me the president cause I’m going to support the wrong side of history and cause my 7th bankruptcy”

hillbilly sorta exclamation in the vein of "well paint me orange and call me a goldfish!" but he just keeps going and describes more and more outlandish and cruel hypothetical things to do to him

This was very much needed. I am an adult and I am sick and have to take care of myself. The emotional support is appreciated

Reblog this to get absolutely hugged. Just completely snuggled. Totally fucking cuddled.

Strade silly

@/gatobob’s character

NON-BINARY SLAY

My son

Girl who is just some guy x Guy who is just some girl is possibly one of my favorite dynamics I can think of half the time

I know that we here on tumblr have had our posts stolen and rewritten by many a twitter user, and that they speak of of tumblr as a hellsite (derogatory) when it is really a hellsite (affectionate)

But now that Elon owns twitter, we must welcome new and returning users with open arms.

Every twitter user converted is one step closer to Elon Musk pulling a yahoo and loosing 99% of Twitters value.

He's gross

“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”

— Mark Twain