Warioimpregnator - YOU SAY THE NICEST THINGS, SWEETIE!

The Lovers by Sneha Solanki // The Kiss by Kelly Mark // TV Garden by Nam June Paik (x2) // Sistine Chapel by Nam June Paik // TV Clock by Nam June Paik // Untitled (The Sky is Blue) by Sandy Smith // More Wrong Things by Carolee Schneemann // Nabil Saleh // Puma XO Tao by Dan Dowding/Media Pollution

RULES FOR FOLLOWING ME

i am your favorite mutual

whenever i make a joke you have to laugh at it and say haha thats so funny

you have to be nice to me

im correct about all characters if you disagree you die

i am never "cringe"

i am always "based"

i am your favorite mutual

i am your best friend

you love me so much

i love you too

aunts old house in West Virginia

TIARAMISU 🎭 SHE/IT & FEMININE NOUNS

DEMONESS GIRLTHING + SYS CARETAKER + BODY IS AN ADULT + HAUNTING YOUR CRT

#talk show -> for idle chatter

#telecommunications -> for asks & submissions

#cathode rays -> for aesthetics. retro technology, television sets, haunted places, flower gardens, & anything I happen to really like

#wardrobe -> for fashion, clothing, jewelry & makeup

#yumeship -> for selfshippy prompts, imagines & other such things

#milord -> f/o tag 💛💜

Lately I've seen a handful of posts (from different people) doing mental gymnastics to justify the idea that wario actually does bathe regularly he's just misunderstood, and as much as I would love to join this wario defense squad, I am so sorry but he has all but told us personally that no, he is indefensible

Wario's luscious locks have in fact been confirmed to appear in Mario Party Jamboree