So Nice You See Him Twice

They came to me in a dream and told me to make this

I wonder if, even with the length of his career in Hollywood, Jim Carrey remembers this scene. How hot the lights were. How long it took to put his makeup on. How many takes they had to shoot. How the food they’re feeding him is at best a flavorless mash of food coloring and oats and at worst a semi-sweet mixture some soulless prop artist had to create in batches, completely devoid of consideration for the human palate that grew warm under the hot lights. I remember, when I was a kid, I was watching an episode of Ned Bigby’s School Survival Guide that featured a large pepperoni pizza. In the footage they aired, however, you could clearly tell the bottom half of the pizza was cardboard but the top half was real cheese, sauce and meat. It always struck me as odd that they went through the effort of constructing a simulacrum of a pizza instead of simply ordering one. It didn’t even achieve the goal of looking like a pizza on-camera.

guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

PISCES APHRODITE in Saint Seiya: Knights of the Zodiac Episode 18

Romanticizing the mysterious boil on my arm. <3

Who else moans when they eat the subway cookie

cottagecore pottery

Day 3 of no cookies or candy