When The Figgy Pudding Hits

my liege im sorry to intrude without setting an appointment but. you know the peasant we were set to torture with the thing that stretches prisoners out by their arms and legs? yeah so like one of our torturers didn't seem to notice that the ropes that were tied around his ankles were old and worn. and yeah so basically sire, we were cranking that thing like crazy and the bottom ropes snapped and he was sent flying over the castle walls and now he's free again. yes sire just like the rubber frog toys we bought you.

[image description: a line-up drawing of alex fierro, samirah al abbas, magnus chase, blitzen and hearthstone. alex is a brown latina girl, with dyed green hair, she’s wearing a pink checkered vest over a white shirt, green trousers and pink converse, she’s looking to her left at samirah. samirah has light brown skin. she’s wearing a green hijab, white t-shirt with a beige jacket. blue jeans and black combat boots, with an axe attached to her waist. her arms are crossed ans she’s looking back at alex with a smile. magnus is a white boy, with blond medium length hair. he’s wearing a white t-shirt with green hoodie and gray jacket over, light gray trousers and brown boots. he has his hands put in jacket’s pockets and he’s looking to his left looking embarrassed. blitzen is a dark skinned dwarf, he’s wearing his hair in locks, with some of it put in a bun. he is wearing a burgundy suit with white shirt, light red tie and black shoes. he’s smiling at magnus. hearthstone is a light skinned elf, with short almost white blond hair. he’s wearing a black leather jacket, black trousers, black t-shirt and black boots. he has a white and red striped scarf over his neck. he’s holding onto his bag. he is facing his left and with a blank expression. all characters are lined up next to each other on a light background]

sometimes I miss them

hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣

I LOVE FISH GIFS

transparent blinkie boarders (original by @graphics-cafe)