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water-mc-lon

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2 days ago

"found family" but it's family in an institutionally violent way. like those jobs that call you "part of the family" while abusing you and your coworkers to death for corporate profit.


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4 days ago

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category


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water-mc-lon
5 days ago
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6 days ago
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1 week ago
I Heart League Them

i heart league them

n e ways call me mr lazy i was gonna fully render this but didnt feel like it ok gn honnnnk mimimimimimi


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water-mc-lon
2 weeks ago
Now That We've All Liked The Art I Tried Hard On, Enjoy Regularly Scheduled Shitposting I Did Waiting

now that we've all liked the art I tried hard on, enjoy regularly scheduled shitposting I did waiting for 5.6 maintenance to end


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2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
Anya My Dear

anya my dear


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water-mc-lon
3 weeks ago
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1 month ago
“I Have Been In Love With No One, And Never Shall,” She Whispered, “unless It Should Be With You.”

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”


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water-mc-lon
1 month ago
Girls Of Progress (1/?)

girls of progress (1/?)


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1 month ago
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1 month ago
I’m Losing My Mind

I’m losing my mind


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water-mc-lon
1 month ago

You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.

I am not exaggerating.

As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.

This is not a drill.

Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.

Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).

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water-mc-lon
1 month ago

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty

water-mc-lon
1 month ago
Parent-child Bonding Time💜

Parent-child bonding time💜


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water-mc-lon
1 month ago
Look, Now We Match
Look, Now We Match

Look, now we match

- In many hospitals. purple wristband typically indicates a patient’s “Do Not Resuscitate” (DNR) status, alerting staff to the patient’s wishes regarding end-of-life care.


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1 month ago
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1 month ago
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1 month ago

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.


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water-mc-lon
1 month ago

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'


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water-mc-lon
1 month ago

completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate


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water-mc-lon
1 month ago
Handsome Prince Caitlyn From House Kiramman 👑

handsome prince caitlyn from house kiramman 👑


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water-mc-lon
1 month ago

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big


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water-mc-lon
1 month ago

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved


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1 month ago
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1 month ago
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