Frankenstein AU where the Creature, upon returning to seek terrible vengeance on Victor after realizing the tragic existence he's been forced into, takes a few days extra to actually, you know, observe Victor and see what he's like, to learn how best to enact his revenge. And he comes to the conclusion that, "Actually, I don't need to do anything, this idiot's going to ruin his own life without any outside interference, and I kinda wanna see how he does it."
Victor then proceeds to continue with his previously demonstrated levels of making good life choices, while now also constantly looking over his shoulder for his Creation and having the vapors at every little thing because oh noes, it's The Monster come back to Get Him-!!!
The Creature: (watching all this unfold through binoculars like it's a soap opera while sneaking in to help himself to Victor's larder and library when he feels like it, and also occasionally hiding small but vital objects, like Victor's keys or shaving blade, in weird spots in the house) Wow, it really does take an incredibly smart man to be quite this stupid, doesn't it?
If you tell someone to "look at me when I'm talking to you", I instantly assume you're a bully toward autistic people, because you are.
Unless they're actively focused on something else, you can't accurately assume someone isn't listening just because of where they're looking.
It's not a sign of "disrespect" to not make eye contact. And if you were taught that it is, unlearn it.
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reblog to take a bite out of this styrofoam cup nobody can stop you go ahead and do it
consider this… au where Queenie is alive… and the circus is some dumb vrchat thing 💥 🤯 …
I’m going to throw myself into the sea
I’m done. Just done.
I’m gonna go eat some cronchy rocks
I’m going to clog every sink in the tri-state area with copious amounts of purple glue-stick glue
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
I feel like ai art would be fun if we were all still just typing random prompts into it like mushroom giving a ted talk and going lol this looks stupid wasn’t that fun but instead people are like trying to replace jobs with it