So I Started Reading The New "Journey To The West" Translation For Reference And This Bit Almost Killed

So I started reading the new "Journey to the West" translation for reference and this bit almost killed me:

Nezha's baby face belied his powers as a warrior; he was extraordinary agile - able to fly, leap and transform at will - and was armed, moreover, with six magic weapons.

"Who's this dumpling?" Monkey asked. "What business do you have with me?"

"Monstrous monkey!" shouted Nezha. "How dare you not recognize me? For I am Prince Nezha, third son of Heavenly King Li. I am here on the orders of the Jade Emperor to capture you."

So I Started Reading The New "Journey To The West" Translation For Reference And This Bit Almost Killed

This made Monkey laugh a good deal. "Does your mother know you're out, little princeykins? How many baby teeth have you lost already? I'll spare you this time for the sake of your adorable chubby cheeks."

I mean no wonder he's so pissed all the time; this also perfectly explains his relationship with Wukong.

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Hey, Now That Chamille's Back, Wouldn't It Be Fun If Lloyd Tapped Into His Oni Heritage Shape Shifting

Hey, now that Chamille's back, wouldn't it be fun if Lloyd tapped into his Oni heritage shape shifting power?

Imagine them changing into each other just to point out how ugly they are like good old rivals

Hey, Now That Chamille's Back, Wouldn't It Be Fun If Lloyd Tapped Into His Oni Heritage Shape Shifting

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2 years ago

Dashi: Guan, we've been over this. You can't just punch a civilian!

Guan: But he called Chase's hair girly! I had to defend his honor!

Dashi: What? Guan, you call Chase's hair girly at least twice before breakfast.

Guan: That doesn't count! I'm his friend, he doesn't care what I say.

Dashi: Chase doesn't care what anyone says!

Guan: Well, I do!

Chase: Guys, look, I bought a new comb.

Guan: Tsk, you're such a girl.

Chase: Okay. Dashi, I was thinking you could turn it into a Shen Gong Wu!

Guan: You want to weaponize a hair accessory?

Chase: Why not?


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10 months ago

Okay, big MLP nerd here, to everyone saying 28 Pranks Later was disproportionate and how their prank traumatized Rainbow Dash, her first prank literally sent Fluttershy into hyperventilation.

Okay, Big MLP Nerd Here, To Everyone Saying 28 Pranks Later Was Disproportionate And How Their Prank

And sayings they should have sat her down and have a meaningful conversation, like that's not the first thing they did after the opening credits.

Okay, Big MLP Nerd Here, To Everyone Saying 28 Pranks Later Was Disproportionate And How Their Prank

Dash's "harmless" pranks involved intoxicating an old man, breaking a guy's tooth with a brick and potentially killing Big Mac.

Okay, Big MLP Nerd Here, To Everyone Saying 28 Pranks Later Was Disproportionate And How Their Prank
Okay, Big MLP Nerd Here, To Everyone Saying 28 Pranks Later Was Disproportionate And How Their Prank
Okay, Big MLP Nerd Here, To Everyone Saying 28 Pranks Later Was Disproportionate And How Their Prank
Okay, Big MLP Nerd Here, To Everyone Saying 28 Pranks Later Was Disproportionate And How Their Prank

And while I admit this one made me laugh, it's still property damage and definitely no way treating your future wife.

Okay, Big MLP Nerd Here, To Everyone Saying 28 Pranks Later Was Disproportionate And How Their Prank

While I'm aware not every episode was perfect or every problem had the best solution they could have thought of, there's almost always a process. They usually analyse the situation, then try a bunch of crazy ideas to rule out the bad ones, retrace their steps and if the solution wasn't there all along they come up with a new plan which can be a combination of some of the old ideas or something entirely unexpected.

And while I like RD, sometimes she does actually need to be taught the hard way. She wouldn't listen to reason and people were starting to get hurt. Plus, they sort of had to earn her respect with their prank in order to get her to stop. That's just how Rainbow Dash is. A smaller prank probably wouldn't have gotten her attention and she would have only felt more challenged. They had to best her at her own game.

You might not agree with me, but from what I've seen, and I've been here for a long time, there's usually a logic in MLP.

Is It Just Me Or Did This Happen A Lot
Is It Just Me Or Did This Happen A Lot
Is It Just Me Or Did This Happen A Lot
Is It Just Me Or Did This Happen A Lot

is it just me or did this happen a lot

(this doesn't have anything to do with punkitt but this doodle style is inspired by her horsecomix so @punkitt-is-here hi)


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4 weeks ago

So I finally got around to watching the new Ninjago spinoff trailer and I gotta admit it looks pretty cool, gives off major Samurai Jack vibes, the monsters look straight from an anime and the animation is very fluid. The problem is that after getting used to Kai being pretty much a comic relief character for the past 6 years or so, it's kinda hard for me to take him seriously in this kind of role, especially since Dragons Rising is supposed to follow after.

I mean, Dragons Rising Kai certainly doesn't act like someone who's faced unspeakable horrors and had to mature as a person and go against their own principles in order to survive. Dragons Rising Kai could barely handle these guys:

So I Finally Got Around To Watching The New Ninjago Spinoff Trailer And I Gotta Admit It Looks Pretty

I don't know. The tone shift is just too big for me.

Samurai Jack had its funny moments too, but they were there to help the viewer breathe between the more serious episodes. This feels like a complete 180. I think it will work best if we think about them as completely different shows, like a dystopian Kai AU or something like that


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2 years ago

Nya: Favorite horror movie?

Kai: It

Jay: Saw

Zane: Annabelle

Cole: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics


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1 year ago

And the winner of the Biggest Daddy Issues contest by a long shot is Lloyd Garmadon!

And The Winner Of The Biggest Daddy Issues Contest By A Long Shot Is Lloyd Garmadon!

I can’t say I’m surprised. From being destined to fight him at such a young age to being forced to banish him to a cursed realm, only to have him resurrected in his worst, evilest form, most of Lloyd’s traumas are related to his father. He even almost beat Lloyd to death, declaring he has no son, attempted to kill his friends in a very gruesome way, and finally, replaced him with a potted plant. That’s messed up on so many levels.

And The Winner Of The Biggest Daddy Issues Contest By A Long Shot Is Lloyd Garmadon!
And The Winner Of The Biggest Daddy Issues Contest By A Long Shot Is Lloyd Garmadon!

But to tell you the truth, Mao Mao is the one who inspired me to make this poll. Shin Mao favored his older daughters and neglected his son all his life to the point he never even got his name or age right, but Mao Mao still looked up to him, giving him unconditional love and unquestioned respect. I think the last part is what truly makes it tragic. Shin Mao doesn’t treat Mao Mao half as badly as Garmadon treated Lloyd and is described as passive-aggressive, rather than downright abusive. Yet it amazes me how many episodes focus on the long-lasting psychological effects that Shin’s treatment had on Mao. Mao Mao’s self-esteem is extremely fragile and inconsistent to the point where he’s either egotistical or self-depreciative with almost nothing in between, and there are a lot of suppressed fears, insecurities, emotions, and desires that constantly bubble up and affect Mao and everyone else around him.

And The Winner Of The Biggest Daddy Issues Contest By A Long Shot Is Lloyd Garmadon!
And The Winner Of The Biggest Daddy Issues Contest By A Long Shot Is Lloyd Garmadon!
And The Winner Of The Biggest Daddy Issues Contest By A Long Shot Is Lloyd Garmadon!

Despite all this, he still tries to be the best father figure for his little apprentice, encouraging her dream and reassuring her of her own fears and insecurities.

While Lloyd’s past with his dad is the most scarring, he rarely shows those scars, unlike Mao whose entire personality and day-to-day struggles are based on it. Lloyd and his friends are often shown processing their traumas in their different ways (usually in the first episode of the season), but after a while, we return to the status quo and there are very few notable changes in the ninja’s personalities. Like, let’s wrap this up quickly, guys, there’s a new villain in town! This, to be fair, makes sense given the overarching story of Ninjago whereas Mao Mao’s more slice-of-life, over-the-top cartoon hijinks style allows for more moments in which the characters can breathe, get a good look at themselves, and address their personal issues. Mao Mao even goes to a therapist every Thursday, which is something we’ve all agreed for years that Lloyd desperately needs.

And The Winner Of The Biggest Daddy Issues Contest By A Long Shot Is Lloyd Garmadon!

Monkie Kid is somewhere in between, having both a lot of lore, but also some more laid-back episodes, especially in the first seasons. Since unlike Lloyd and Mao, Red Son isn’t the main character, his relationship with the Demon Bull King doesn’t get as much spotlight, but it’s still pretty tragic when you think about it. Red Son waited for centuries after his father was imprisoned under a mountain, and the first thing the Bull King does after he returns is treat him like a henchman rather than a son. They do get noticeably better after a while though.

And The Winner Of The Biggest Daddy Issues Contest By A Long Shot Is Lloyd Garmadon!

Anyway, thank you to everyone who voted!

I didn't expect so many people to be interested so I decided to turn this into a full Daddy Issues tournament. Feel free to check it out if you'd like.


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1 month ago

One thing that frustrated me since I was 8 is that Candace's head looks way more like a P than Phineas' head.

One Thing That Frustrated Me Since I Was 8 Is That Candace's Head Looks Way More Like A P Than Phineas'
One Thing That Frustrated Me Since I Was 8 Is That Candace's Head Looks Way More Like A P Than Phineas'

It still pisses me off sometimes for some reason ngl


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1 year ago

Hey, very specific question, but does anyone know if Omi is vegetarian or not? I don't remember him eating meat in the show and I need it for a fanfiction

Hey, Very Specific Question, But Does Anyone Know If Omi Is Vegetarian Or Not? I Don't Remember Him Eating

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