Yeah That's Not Happening

shoutout to blob girlz and their fat round faces 😚👍💕

just some lolz

Nerdy feedist relationship where you yap to me about your interests while I prepare all your food and then I yap to you while feeding it to you. Then when you’re beached on the couch, pinned under your belly, we play our favorite games together until you’re ready to waddle to bed.

And then tomorrow night when I get home from work you’ll show me all the things you’ve been working on that day and I get to reward you for being so creative and productive. I’ll tell you how proud I am as I stuff you with food. That’s how every day will go for you. While I work and provide you just get to spend your time on what you enjoy. And getting fatter of course…

wanna bet that my ass is more than twice the size of your head?

SHELLY JOHNSON ◦ Twin Peaks 2x19: Variations and Relations

Okay but the comparisons between baked goods and fatness are top tier:

🩷Muffin tops

🩷Soft rolls

🩷Tubby arms that look like loafs of fluffy bread

🩷Tummies with wide belly buttons from all the chub squishing together that remind me of thick donuts

🩷Plush thighs and behinds full of bumps and lumps like those on focaccia

🩷Every inch soft kneadable and jiggly like dough

~A fat body isn't a temple. It's a bakery filled with the most comforting goods~

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