I Cannot Believe There's Absolutely No Way To Watch Free Shows And Movies Anymore, There Are Too Many

Uh, anyway, Shane is actually besties with Sam (he'd rather die than admit it though) and they constantly do things to spite Joja and Sam can actually get a good reaction from Shane with some of his jokes. Sam and him were kind of awkward at first, but after a while Sam saw him at the saloon one day and went "HEY!! MY BUDDY SHANE!! COME PLAY POOL WITH US!!" so loudly across the building that everyone turned to stare and Shane almost sped-walked out of the place out of embarrassment (he def stayed and played pool but kept his head down to avoid stares).

Sam constantly talks about funny things Shane does and Abigail and Sebastian are like, "??? The quiet, grumpy town drunk??" But after Sam dragged Shane into so many pool games, Shane loosened up and started a tournament with the old arcade games between the four of them (he kicks everyone's asses at it) and now Seb and Abbi are starting to get it.

There's a competition between him and Sam on who can steal the largest item at Joja without getting caught (Shane has the lead with the pizza he gave farmer)

After Shane stops drinking, Sam is adamant on getting Shane to like joja-cola with him (he's not winning, unfortunately)

One time, Sam bet Shane that he could drink a 12-pack of Joja-cola during one break at work and threw up everywhere from the crazy amount of carbination it has (Even though Shane cried actual tears from laughter, Sam still owed him a pizza because Morris made Shane clean it 😭)

Shane will leave Sam maple bars in his work locker when Sam is having a hard time with his family and denies that it was him (Sam knows) His excuse when caught is that he and Jaz prefer the other donuts in the pack

Shane SUCKS at comforting others, but Sam appreciates the awkward conversation because it just means his buddy is trying to be a good friend.

They both run a secret page that basically makes fun of Morris by posting bad photos or just making a meme out of him

Uh, yeah, anyway. Sam and Shane are besties

Cats would love the dangly bits on Essek’s lounge wear so much.

absolutely. Essek is every cat's favorite toy

(in reference to this post)

Day 6 AU

House of Mccormick

We Never die

@spparentsweek

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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On clowns in public spaces

Ok so like I thought this was common sense but I guess common sense isn't as common as it should be. Please do your research before bringing your clown into any public spaces. There are some places that just aren't clown friendly of course but that's not what I want to talk about here. I'm talking about the people who take their clowns to places that clown is clearly uncomfortable with. Yes I am aware that clowns aren't like dogs and unlike dogs do actually get something out of going to restaurants and the like but the type of places they enjoy going to are completely breed dependent.

Quick break down. High energy breeds like Big Tops and Classic Party would enjoy it in equally high energy places like clown friendly pool parties and busy streets, they wouldn't enjoy it in a low energy place like a quiet cafe (they might even get upset and disturb anyone trying to enjoy the space.)

Medium energy breeds like the North American Tramp and the Spooky Clown enjoy places where they can choose the level of interaction, think your local clown park.

And low energy breeds like the Pierrot enjoy, you guessed it, low energy places where they don't really have to interact with anyone but themselves and you.

So many people get a breed without doing the proper research and get upset with the clown for not enjoying themselves in the places the owner enjoys going.

The best outcome is the owner bring the clown to one of our many shelters and the worst case is the poor thing getting left on the side of the road somewhere.

Just please do right by your clowns and get a breed that fits your lifestyle and that will be comfortable in the places you go. Both you and your clown will be grateful.

-Admin Dana

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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