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On clowns in public spaces

Ok so like I thought this was common sense but I guess common sense isn't as common as it should be. Please do your research before bringing your clown into any public spaces. There are some places that just aren't clown friendly of course but that's not what I want to talk about here. I'm talking about the people who take their clowns to places that clown is clearly uncomfortable with. Yes I am aware that clowns aren't like dogs and unlike dogs do actually get something out of going to restaurants and the like but the type of places they enjoy going to are completely breed dependent.

Quick break down. High energy breeds like Big Tops and Classic Party would enjoy it in equally high energy places like clown friendly pool parties and busy streets, they wouldn't enjoy it in a low energy place like a quiet cafe (they might even get upset and disturb anyone trying to enjoy the space.)

Medium energy breeds like the North American Tramp and the Spooky Clown enjoy places where they can choose the level of interaction, think your local clown park.

And low energy breeds like the Pierrot enjoy, you guessed it, low energy places where they don't really have to interact with anyone but themselves and you.

So many people get a breed without doing the proper research and get upset with the clown for not enjoying themselves in the places the owner enjoys going.

The best outcome is the owner bring the clown to one of our many shelters and the worst case is the poor thing getting left on the side of the road somewhere.

Just please do right by your clowns and get a breed that fits your lifestyle and that will be comfortable in the places you go. Both you and your clown will be grateful.

-Admin Dana

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