I Love Stardew Valley But Oh My God The "it's REALISTIC That There's Barely Any Poc Because It's A Small

i love stardew valley but oh my god the "it's REALISTIC that there's barely any poc because it's a small town, duh!!!! it would be unimmersive if there were more non-white people!!!" fans make me want to fucking throttle something.

i grew up in a small town in goddamn appalachia, and let me tell you, there's far more brunette women than there are red-headed ones, but you wouldn't fucking know it by looking at stardew. depending on how you read maru's hair color, it can be argued that none of the bachelorettes have brown or black hair, but you won't hear a single peep from the "omg realism!!1" folks.

there's more mystical creatures than there are people of color. there's more talking goddamn animals than there are human people who aren't white.

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Uh, anyway, Shane is actually besties with Sam (he'd rather die than admit it though) and they constantly do things to spite Joja and Sam can actually get a good reaction from Shane with some of his jokes. Sam and him were kind of awkward at first, but after a while Sam saw him at the saloon one day and went "HEY!! MY BUDDY SHANE!! COME PLAY POOL WITH US!!" so loudly across the building that everyone turned to stare and Shane almost sped-walked out of the place out of embarrassment (he def stayed and played pool but kept his head down to avoid stares).

Sam constantly talks about funny things Shane does and Abigail and Sebastian are like, "??? The quiet, grumpy town drunk??" But after Sam dragged Shane into so many pool games, Shane loosened up and started a tournament with the old arcade games between the four of them (he kicks everyone's asses at it) and now Seb and Abbi are starting to get it.

There's a competition between him and Sam on who can steal the largest item at Joja without getting caught (Shane has the lead with the pizza he gave farmer)

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