IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

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6 months ago

can we talk about how literally 64% of people wear glasses, and yet we NEVER see them in movies/tv unless it's on some nerdy or uncool character? why do we adhere to such a weird beauty standard that subconsciously makes us feel bad for,, not being able to see???

5 months ago
No One Look At Me This Is SO SELF INDULGENT.
No One Look At Me This Is SO SELF INDULGENT.
No One Look At Me This Is SO SELF INDULGENT.
No One Look At Me This Is SO SELF INDULGENT.

No one look at me this is SO SELF INDULGENT.

I was looking through mermay art and my brain went: leosagi but mermaid/pirate au GO GO GO!! And now we’re here.

Tiny back story to this is that Leo got lost and swam up a river estuary instead of down back towards the ocean and ended up finding a certain rabbit who had to help get him back home. They became friends and were very sad to part from each other, but ofc they find each other again and it’s dramatic af <3

2 years ago

I CNAT VREATHE


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7 months ago

Has anything actually gotten better, for all the work you talk about doing? Or is it just treading water in misery forever?

Anon, ten years ago gay people couldn't get married in large parts of the US. AIDS was an almost certain death sentence when I was in high school. I was looking at job boards the other day and found a part time gas station job that had health insurance as a benefit, which NEVER would have happened 15 years ago. When I was a kid, hitting your child was extremely normalized in the US and my parents were the weird ones for not doing it. There is a vaccine for chicken pox. I didn't meet anyone who had transitioned until my 20s because it was so uncommon to transition in the aughts, and now there are some states that protect your right to have gender affirming care provided by your health insurance. It's not all states, but it's better than the number of states that had it in 2010, which was zero. THERE ARE TENANTS UNIONS NOW. WE HAVE A VACCINE AGAINST CERVICAL CANCER.

And all of that has been the work of a lot of individuals and organizations and research teams and activists.

1 year ago
Since My Last Elf Kinda Felt Like A Moon Elf, I Decided To Give Her A Sun Elf Companion. 🌞

Since my last elf kinda felt like a moon elf, I decided to give her a sun elf companion. 🌞

……….. #art #sketch #drawing #doodle #illustration #color #girl #elf #fantasy #sun #sunkissed #dailysketch #kelleeart #kelleeriley #vibes #colorsplash #quicksketch #adobecreativecloud #photoshop #visdev #characterdesign #justforfun #character https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmn6b3aAAd2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fbxgzlgnwf0u

1 month ago

i'm stuck awake thinking about a bloodweave fine dining AU with bitchy lead server astarion and a smug sous chef gale. They butt heads a little in the beginning because Gale is a bit of a hard ass about the menu and Astarion doesn't care about anything other than making tips. Astarion pretty quickly wins over Gale though by bringing him drinks and snacks during the rush, always coming with a gift in hand when a table wants a ridiculous modification. Gale starts sneaking food to Astarion when it's slow just to make sure he's eaten because he sees him working long hours with no breaks. Gale finding Astarion crying in the walk in after a particularly hard day and just holding him tight while they both freeze. Taking smoke breaks together to share a cigarette after close. Going for drinks after work and getting a little too tipsy, stumbling home together while laughing about all the ridiculous people they dealt with today. Gale finds himself looking forward to working with Astarion every day. Eventually they stop bickering and just start flirting so much at work that everyone around them is just WAITING for them to finally kiss and get it over with. Also Karlach as a food runner who just has to WATCH them eye fuck eachother every time Astarion comes into the kitchen and she has to refrain from telling them to get a goddamn room.

2 years ago
Reblog And Make A Wish! This Was Removed From Tumbrl Due To “violating One Or More Of Tumblr’s Community

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

1 month ago
SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!

SURPRISE!

Many of you have cracked this case already, but our Ghoul Boys will be guest starring on ABC’s The Rookie next Tuesday, April 22nd at 9/8c! Tune into ABC when it airs, and then catch it again the next day on Hulu!

3 months ago
Soulmate Au Where Every Bruise On Buggy's Body Appears On Shanks' Body Too

soulmate au where every bruise on buggy's body appears on shanks' body too

1 year ago

Can I request NSFW headcanons for Dammon, and Zevlor with gn s/o with a praise kink? They love to praise & be praised!

Dammon and Zevlor with a partner that has a praise kink

You absolutely can request that Anon! I loved writing these and I hope you enjoy reading them just as much. They're mostly about how the boys praise their partner.

Gender neutral NSFW under the cut, no warning needed that I know of :)

Dammon

Dammon is the sweetest tiefling

Man absolutely loves to shower you in praise both in and out of bed

In terms of as a kink though, you just need to say the word and he's diving in head first

The only way to shut him up is to put his mouth to a different use, Dammon is too busy telling you how good you are for him

"That's it baby, you take me so well. So good, all for me."

"Keep going beautiful, gods, you're gonna make me cum-"

"Fuck, you look too good like that. Got another round in you, sweetheart? I bet you do."

If your praise kink is activated by hearing the noises your partner lets out then Dammon is the perfect man for you

He's always either talking or moaning when wanting to indulge your shared kink. Lots of pretty, breathy noises leaving his mouth interrupting what he's trying to say

Dammon loves letting you know how good you make him feel

It's so ingrained in him you can feel it in the way he touches you as he praises you

Hands everywhere, lips fervently kissing your skin, his tail wrapping tight around you to hold you close to him

Hearing Dammon praising you for the entire night is honestly heaven on earth

Zevlor

Well, we all know Zevlor is into body worship big time

What goes perfectly with body worship? Praising

He's an absolute natural with it too, so many sweet words murmured into your ear or against your skin

Just let Zevlor take care of you, let him make you feel good and he'll be the happiest man in Faerun

"My little love, you're so good for me. So sweet, you'll let me have a taste, yes?"

"Let me take care of you darling. You always make me feel so good, let me make you feel the same."

"I'm so proud of you, my love. I know it's a lot, but you're doing so well taking me like that."

All his words come from low and deep in his chest, the rumble of his voice is enough to send shivers down anyone's spine

Zevlors hands are all over you too, feeling your body or running through your hair

He just wants to feel close to you, and you can feel it in the ways your bodies press against each other

The type of guy to keep up the praises even into aftercare, it's like a switch that he just can't turn off

Praise kink is never something you have to bring up with Zevlor, he loves it and he can just see when you need a bit of pampering

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