Yea I Was Having Terminal Sanuso Brainrot So I Had To Do Something About It (completely Separate Matter

Usopp: And so the courageous Onion failed to answer the second riddle, it was now up to carrot to come and avenge his fallen comra-

Usopp, squinting: hey stop looking at me like that

Sanji, with heart eyes: Like what?

Usopp: Are you even paying attention???
Sanji: Of course

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Sanji: Pepper and Onion both messed up their responses to the Usosphinx and now Carrot is givin his shot

Usopp, arms crossed with a questioning gaze: mmhm

Sanji, smug: What? Is a man not allowed to appreciate his boyfriend?

Usopp: hmm well that depends
[[points to himself with a chuckle]]
Usopp: What exactly is there to appreciate here?

Sanji perks up like a cat

Sanji: Finally the Great Usosphinx grants an easy question!
Usopp, exasperated: here comes the lovecook
Sanji, with heart eyes: Where do I even begin~?
Sanji: My dear Usopp you have the most dashing locks of dark curls, smooth like silk and breathtaking as the nightsky

Sanji: Your bravery inspires generation, even whilst hesitating you still make a tremendous effort to fulfil your ambitions- (the rest is cut off)

Usopp, smothering sanji's mouth while smiling: Okay okay that's enough
Sanji: Mmrph
Usopp: That was more of a 3-bullet-point answer question, not an entire impromptu session of love poetry ya goof

Sanji grabs Usopps hand off his mouth: 3 Bullet points?

Sanji kisses his knuckles: Cmon Usopp I need atleast a full page

Usopp, very exasperated but fond ( ; u ;): you are unbelievable, you know that?

Sanji: Some others might say I'm charming

Usopp: Is that what you're doing? Trying to 'charm' me?

Sanji, lookin wide eyed and goofy: is it working

Usopp: ... maybe a little

Usopp leans down to kiss Sanji in his lap

Yea I was having terminal sanuso brainrot so I had to do something about it (completely separate matter from stardew sanuso). They're watching the ship together while everyone else is off adventuring <3

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