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writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

Hair/Jewelry/Clothes in the Kryn Dynasty

Leylas Kryn, Umavi, warrior, 1200 yrs: Waist-length white hair, white armored dress, mithril chains, crystal jewelry, sparkling beads, a three-pronged white crystal crown/helmet, and a long white-gray marble staff with a dodecahedron head (c2e56) Abrianna Mirimm, Umavi, Skysybil, diviner, ≲1200 yrs: 2.5 ft long white hair, very long billowing dark blue and black robes (c2e57)

Essek Thelyss, dunamancer, Shadowhand, 120 yrs: Ear-length hair, dark purple/black body-obscuring cloak, elaborate mantle of chitinous armor, comfortable sleek clothing, short chain earring and dodecahedron cloak clasp (c2e57, c2e91, portrait) Verin Thelyss, echo knight, Taskhand, governor and commander of Bazzoxan, <120 yrs: At least shoulder-length hair, intricate chitinous silver armor, long shoulder cape (CRCotN)

Sunbreaker Olomon, near-Umavi, warrior and commander, 'early follower of Leylas': intricately carved and detailed silver armor (celebrating his near Umavi status), dull gray shoulder cape (c2e52)

Adeen Tasithar, Taskhand: affluent clothing (c2e90) Bodo Icozrin, steelworks foreman, middle-aged male drow: shoulder-length hair, goatee, nice clothes, large amounts of expensive jewelry (c2e58) Kryn Noble: at least shoulder-length hair, long silver chain belt, long silver chain cloak fastener with dodecahedron clasp, colorful silk clothing (EGtW)

Galsariad Ardyth, dunamancer, civilian/adventurer, 200 yrs: shoulder-blade length hair, long silver chain jewelry and body harness (CRCotN)

Thuron, echo knight, Zadash infiltrator, lived four lives: White shoulder-length hair (initially tightly bunned), very high quality black leather chitinous armor/helmet, enchanted chitinous boots (c2e13) Thuron's partner, dunamancer, Zadash infiltrator: Long dark cloak, leather half-gloves (c2e12) Lythir VaSuun, graviturgist, border scout: Long beautiful dark-gray robes, decorative but plainer version of Essek's mantle of armor, helmet and long staff in battle (c2e51, c2e56) Lythir's partner, echo knight, border scout: Blackened chitinous Kryn warrior armor (c2e51)

Lucid Bastion guards, drow, military captains and throne room guards: Ceremonial polished silver armor, elaborate captain shoulder-capes (c2e74) Dungeon of Penance Jailor, male drow, 2nd level guard: Simple leather armor with exposed arms (c2e57)

Lady Zethris Olios, governor of Asarius: Hip-length hair that transitions from white to skintone violet at shoulder-length, initially wearing incredibly detailed brocades inlaid into a very long silk robe. Changes to an extremely long trailing white and silver ceremonial dress with shimmering gray crystalline jewelry (c2e52) Aurora Hold bureaucrat, middle-aged male human in Aurora Hold: Curly mid-back length hair in a tight ponytail, dark silver-gray robes with silver jewelry (c2e52) Aurora Hold bureaucrat, early 20s fem drow: White hair in high ponytail w/ loose strands to the mid-chest, dark silver-gray robes with silver jewelry (c2e52) Aurora Hold guards, drow: Mantles of chitinous armor similar to Lythir and his partner, silver-gray robes (c2e52)

Marble Tomes front desk clerk, fem drow: Tightly bunned hair, beautiful silk robes (c2e58) Yun, Marble Tomes enchanter/researcher, young drow 'recently come to age': Very young looking, fresh-faced, bright-eyed and excited with smooth, young skin (c2e62)

Gaben, Gallimaufry Inn owner, middle aged male drow: Slicked short white hair, very well groomed (c2e57) Fadden, jewelry store owner, elder fem drow: Long white hair, very nice silk robes (c2e62) Gallimaufry Inn bartender, middle-aged male drow: Receding widow's peak and hair that falls just past the shoulders (c2e57)

Prima Demona, Bazzoxan storeowner, younger fem drow: Short white bobbed hair (c2e66)

Certain speculations on Crocodile's 14 year stay in Alabasta

One last 2022 piece for the Professor himself (I loved puppet history so much yall @wearewatcher )

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