Not Now Kitten Daddy's Googling His Symptoms

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

there's a fic that i'll go NUTS if i don't find it

it's spirk, and jim and spock get captured. jim thinks that spock dies (he gets shot in front of jim) and jim kinda loses it while he's in jail. spock turns out to be alive and then they escape the planet together

i've looked HIGH AND LOW for this fic and im pretty positive that this scene i'm describing is embedded into a much longer plot/fic. if anyone could suggest fics i would so appreciate it.

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why does every farming/life sim game have a different fishing mechanic and no tutorial for it. you pull out your fishing pole and click on the water and the next thing you know hieroglyphics are flying around everywhere, there's a timer in the bottom right counting down from 47.4, and the whole screen is shaking violently and flashing red every time you move your mouse

Reuploaded because of text errors

GUESS WHO FUCKING MISSES CALICO YORKI AND HIS AWFUL CREW, AINT JUST BROOK.

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

#funny

When he was 8 years old, Bruce’s parents took him to play a baseball game. His team lost badly. The memory marked him so he dedicated his life to the study of baseball. Until one day he returned to be a symbol for Gotham, a master, genius baseball player. He became the Batman.

Don't you just hate it when this happens?