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10 months ago

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

We don't own this... Google Play...

we-arent-married
1 year ago
Just Created This Creature I Think Im Gonna Turn Him Into A Sticker

just created this creature i think im gonna turn him into a sticker


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1 year ago

There once was a man,

Who had a plan.

To jump off windmills;

For the sake of the fans.


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1 year ago

Every time I've announced that I'm Aro/Ace in a friend group or a crowd, 3 more Aro/Aces pop up. They end up being some of the best people I've ever met and I hope this tells everyone;

Even if you feel like you're alone, there's always a new friend or an amazing person in the crowd.


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1 year ago

Still be careful about what you use him in, as Disney is likely still going to be very protective of their mascot!

(Not a lawyer by any means, just don't want anyone to get in trouble on this ceremonious day)

Mickey Going Public Domain On Jan 1st 2024

mickey going public domain on jan 1st 2024


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we-arent-married
1 year ago

is that a lighter in your pants or is your penis on fire


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1 year ago

Just got my first Ghost Vinyl (IMPERA) , AND ITS A BAD PRESS-

The B side has this weird scratch and sometimes makes a weird popping noise 😭👏


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1 year ago

You can throw all of the bullshit you want at me, but the part of Indigo Disk that threw me the most was

(under the cut for possible spoilers)

You Can Throw All Of The Bullshit You Want At Me, But The Part Of Indigo Disk That Threw Me The Most

IT'S ERI BEING A FUCKING BRUNETTE

LIKE I KNOW THAT SHE COULD HAVE DYED IT, BUT GOING FROM BRUNETTE TO FUCKING WHITE

DAMN


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1 year ago
I Edited A Meme, Pls Laugh.

I edited a meme, pls laugh.


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1 year ago

I honestly think it's Mela for some rambly reasons below

There was a very small shot in a previous trailer with who looks like Giacomo.

I Honestly Think It's Mela For Some Rambly Reasons Below

Like that looks like Giacomo, but in a new uniform. The height in comparison to the player and the hair is so similar that you can't really deny it

So that gives at least some precedence that Team Star may appear.

2. The hair colour. Sure they could have literally have given any character the same hair colour, but then we would have three characters in this game with the same shade of bright red (Mela, Crispin, and this new girl) and I don't think they would do that. The length is also very similar to Mela with it being around the shoulder is she straitened it.

3 The mystery. The shot I references above what basically a blip in the trailer and quite easy to miss but very obviously Giacomo.

While this one got a focus in the end of the trailer but is very vague as to who it's actually supposed to be. They showed other new characters and drastic changes to previous ones (*cough* Kieran *cough*) so the vagueness is kind of weird unless it's an important new character.

I also don't know why if it was Mela, she would be in the usual Naranja uniform instead of the weird blue one that Giacomo is in.

Or all of what I said above is completely wrong and I'm gonna look stupid in a week.

....okay So. Either That's Mela. Or Penny. Or An Entirely New Character. Either Way. Whomst.

....okay so. Either that's Mela. Or Penny. Or an entirely new character. Either way. Whomst.


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1 year ago

#1 spotify song is so boring what’s ur #100


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1 year ago

share the genre/theme in the tags if you'd like. my lengthiest playlist sits at ~8 hours and it's nostalgia-themed


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1 year ago

Ice: Ooblek Bitch

Air: Ghoul Butch

(Wasn't expecting it, but god fucking dammnit)

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆


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1 year ago

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

Spooky day is inching closer and closer!

So far we've done: Dragalge, Skuntank, Cramorant, Lechonk, Delibird, Eglyem, Dusclops, Axew, Bulbasaur, Raticate, and Hattrem, Dratini, Pincurchin, Clefairy, and Tympole

22 Happiny

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

I mean of all of the useless babies, this one felt the most useless

Like of all things why on earth would you give Chansey a baby? It's at least a little cute though. The evolution method is also really stupid, like why an oval stone.

It makes no sense.

6/10. Cuteness can't save confusion

23 Shiinotic

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

Look at the little guy!!!

I love mushrooms so a pink cutesy mushroom is a great design to me. It's super duper cute, but also creepy with how it lures people into the forest.

Perfect for Halloween and great for me.

My friend also thinks it's cute and what she says goes.

8/10. The lower body looks like an Igglybuff.

23 Persian

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

This is one of the worst Pokemon designs ever.

It's seriously just a cat. Not even the name is interesting, when I was googling the picture the first like 7 things, were the actual cat

2/10. boring

24 Dustox

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

I like Dustox a lot. Sure it's an early game bug so it's not super useful, but it does look pretty badass.

The green and purple go really nicely together, and I like the little smile it has. makes it look like it's scheming

Also I really like the shiny.

8/10. Mothman does good

25 Palpitoad

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

Well we did Tympole, and now we got the ugly evolution.

Like it takes everything I liked about Tympole, and just removed and left an ugly frog.

3/10. Worse Tympole

26 Pawmot

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

Alright, this art had a lot of personality and it's cute.

Not honestly a huge fan of Pawmot. It's not bad by any means, but the design never did much for me. The evolution is also so annoying to actually acomplish.

6/10. not bad but not for me

27 Wiglet

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

This guy is so stupid.

In the good way of course. Of all things, I didn't expect Diglett to get any new attention after the Aloaln form, but I was wrong.

I used a Wiglett in my Violet playthrough, and it sucked, but it was still really cute

7/10. weird but cute

28 Croagunk

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

Honestly, I forgot how much I actually enjoyed gunky boy. One of the cooler Sinnoh lines with the nice colours.

I also love the teal shiny. Also he could pull off Crazy Frog pretty well.

8/10. Let's get gunky

29 Crustle

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

He looks so mad at everything.

Grumpy crab using a rock as a shell is certainly a concept, and it works pretty well. It also has another really cool shiny with the lime green accents.

Also I call Dwebble, Dweeble.

8/10. Crab time

30 Exegutor

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

I hate spelling this.

I like Alolan Exegutor way kore than the original, but this is the one the generator gave me.

The faces are just a little too weird for me, and the weird palm tree body doesn't help.

4/10. Taking a point away for the spelling.

31 Tapu Bulu

PokePinion-Tober 22-31

Way to end on a bang with a legendary.

Unfortunately Tapu Bulu is my least favourite of the Tapu's, but it's not bad.

The body is a super funky shape, which helps it stand out from other Pokemon, and the red compliments the yellow.

I also like the bull imagery with the hoof arms and bell tail

6/10. Not a personal favourite, but alright.

Happy Halloween Y'all!!!


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1 year ago

Pokepinion-tober: 16-21

I'm back from the dead

So far we've done: Dragalge, Skuntank, Cramorant, Lechonk, Delibird, Eglyem, Dusclops, Axew, Bulbasaur, Raticate, and Hattrem, Dratini, Pincurchin, Clefairy, and Tympole

16 Crabrawler

Pokepinion-tober: 16-21

Huh

I mean I think a punching crab is hilarious but I never think about Crabrawler that much. The colours are pretty nice I guess because blue and purple go together really nicely.

But the half closed eye and pompadour looking thing is weirding me out a little.

6/10. Odd, but kinda cute I guess

17 Whismur

Pokepinion-tober: 16-21

I love.

Like the round pink body is so stupidly cute! And the floopy ears and nervous little mouth. The eyes!.

This is one of my favourite lines from Hoenn in general and whismur is just such a cute little baby!

8/10. My child

18 Grimer

Pokepinion-tober: 16-21

Eh.

I like Grimer slightly more than Muk because it's a little bit cuter but it has literally nothing else going for it.

4/10. Ew

19 Sawsbuck

Pokepinion-tober: 16-21

Sure, it's a pretty basic deer, but the seasonal horns are pretty neat. This is my go-to grass type in Unova, besides Snivy of course. My favourite of the forms is the winter one. but the spring one is also nice with the flowers.

It looks very majestic. King of the forest type vibe.

7/10. Very cool.

20 Meowstic

Pokepinion-tober: 16-21

Honestly, it's kinda cute. I like the colouring of it and the blue they chose is very regal. I like the male a little more because of the blue being more prominent.

I also like the flopped over ears on this guy.

7/10. Psycat

21 Overqwil

Pokepinion-tober: 16-21

I feels odd.

Like I agree that Qwilfish needed an evolution as much as the next guy, but I don't like Overqwil

The huge puffy lips really don't look nice to me. The colours are nice, but that's really the only nice thing I can say about it.

5/10. Eh


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1 year ago

Pokémon Asks

Pokédex: Your perfect/favorite team

Exp. Share: Your first Pokémon game & when you played it

Lucky Egg: Your gym theme/team

Premier Ball: Favorite Gen I Pokémon

Pokéball: Favorite Gen II Pokémon

Great Ball: Favorite Gen III Pokémon

Cherish Ball: Favorite Gen IV Pokémon

Friend Ball: Favorite Gen V Pokémon

Luxury Ball: Favorite Gen VI Pokémon

Moon Ball: Favorite Gen VII Pokémon

Ultra Ball: Favorite Pseudo-legendary(ies)

Master Ball: Favorite Legendary(ies)

Apricorn: Favorite Fossil Pokémon

Bug Buzz: Favorite Bug type(s)

Dark Pulse: Favorite Dark type(s)

Draco Meteor: Favorite Dragon types(s)

Volt Switch: Favorite Electric types(s)

Moonblast: Favorite Fairy types(s)

Close Combat: Favorite Fighting types(s)

Flamethrower: Favorite Fire types(s)

Aerial Ace: Favorite Flying types(s)

Shadow Ball: Favorite Ghost types(s)

Razor Leaf: Favorite Grass types(s)

Earthquake: Favorite Ground types(s)

Powder Snow: Favorite Ice types(s)

Extreme Speed: Favorite Normal types(s)

Venoshock: Favorite Poison types(s)

Extrasensory: Favorite Psychic types(s)

Power Gem: Favorite Rock types(s)

Gyro Ball: Favorite Steel types(s)

Hydro Pump: Favorite Water types(s)


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1 year ago

PokePinion-Tober 12-15

So I may have missed a few days, but I'm here now.

So far we've done: Dragalge, Skuntank, Cramorant, Lechonk, Delibird, Eglyem, Dusclops, Axew, Bulbasaur, Raticate, and Hattrem

12 Dratini

PokePinion-Tober 12-15

Noodle!

This is probably in my top 10 favourites from Gen 1, because it's a noodle. The nose is so big compared to the itty bitty face.

It's so small and so precious. It looks so smooth, like a noodle.

8/10. Noodle

13 Pincurchin

PokePinion-Tober 12-15

He looks so done with everyone's bullshit.

It's very small and I like that. The two littles balls at the front of the face is odd, but in a cute way. Also the eyes being downward arrows is cute.

I would hate to step on him.

7/10. Prickly little guy.

14. Clefairy

PokePinion-Tober 12-15

Look at how pink it is!!! I love the little blush stickers and the hair curl and the little tooth!

This is my little baby. I also enjoy the Clefairy minigame in Pokémon Stadium, as frustrating as it can be

8/10. Baby pink thing

15. Tympole

PokePinion-Tober 12-15

I like the music elements in the design. The little eyebrows look like notes, and it looks like it's wearing headphones.

The blue they used is very fresh and compliments the black accents. Cute, but honestly kind of forgettable to me as I usually use Oshawott in Unova and only in two other game sets (ORAS, and SwSh)

6/10. Above average, but forgettable.


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1 year ago

PokePinion-Tober: 10 + 11

Time for another double feature! I honestly like these more so they may become more frequent instead of singles.

So far we’ve done: Dragalge, Skuntank, Cramorant, Lechonk, Delibird, 

10. Raticate

PokePinion-Tober: 10 + 11

It’s a rat.

That’s literally all I have to say about this thing. Like, it’s not even cute like other early route normal things. 

Sure it’s not bad early game, getting moves like Hyper Fang early is always good, but it’s so ugly.

4/10. Just no.

11 Hattrem

PokePinion-Tober: 10 + 11

Cute!

I love this whole line and the concept behind them and Hattrem is super cute!

Can you tell I like cute things?

The blue and pink together make me think of candy floss, which is always good. I like who it moves around on its hair, it looks very ridiculous but it works pretty well. 

Also the big pretty eyes. 

7/10. Cutie Patootie that must be protected.


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1 year ago

Pokepinion-Tober 9

WE BACK.

so far we've done: Dragalge, Skuntank, Cramorant, Lechonk, Delibird, Elgyem, Dusclops, and Axew.

9 Bulbasaur

Pokepinion-Tober 9

The very first Pokémon in the dex, and my god what a beginning. This little guy is always who I pick in a Kanto playthrough. He's just super cute.

I like the green colours they chose, they invoke the grassiness of Bulbasaur, while still being nice looking. He's also smiling! Look at that smile.

7/10. Very classic. Very cute.


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1 year ago

Pokepinion-tober: 7 + 8

Woops I missed a day. Time for another double feature.

So far: Dragalge, Skuntank, Cramorant, Lechonk, Delibird, and Elgyem

7 Dusclops

Pokepinion-tober: 7 + 8

He's very ghosty. I like that the patterns kind of look like the wrappings of a mummy. The one large eye is also a pretty neat thing because it looks real spooky.

But this guy was also a player in competitive a little bit ago. I don't remember the exact details but it would hold an eviolite to double its already bulky stats. But it could also learn trick room and other supporting moves so the competitive side is booming.

7/10. I like Hoenn, and I like this ghost.

8 Axew

Pokepinion-tober: 7 + 8

It's cute I guess.

I'm usually not a huge fan of dragon types in general, but the cuter ones are certainly my favourites. This guy is a little cutie.

That's all I really have to say about him honestly. The greens are nice to look at, and his pose is very baby.

5/10. Very average.


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1 year ago

Pokepinion-tober: 6

Let's fuck shit up.

So far: Dragalge, Skuntank, Cramorant, Lechonk, and Delibird

6 Elgyem

Pokepinion-tober: 6

Look at the little baby! It's so cute!

Honestly this is the essential alien Pokémon, no question. It keeps the simple classic green alien look to it but is still unique with the blinky light hands and head symbol.

I love the name too. Elgyem is a pun/word funsie on little green man.

L.G.M-El.GY.Em.

Cute while not feeling too punny and still original.

I also love the glowing green eyes. They're so BIG and INNOCENT and he looks like he wants to give you a hug but it's an alien.

7/10. My silly alien baby will always be precious.


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1 year ago

Pokepinion-tober: 5

Pokémon. Generate. Random. Opinions.

So far we got: Dragalge, Skuntank, Cramorant, and Lechonk

5: Delibird

Pokepinion-tober: 5

I love penguins.

Look at the santa bird! So weird but I do love him. Sure he may absolutely suck ass in battle, but at least the baby is cute.

And the name sounding like delivered because that's what santa does and this little bird does it too. And the fluffy neck fluff looks like a santa beard.

7/10. Not christmas time yet, but soon my friend, soon.


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1 year ago

Pokepinion-tober: 4

Woo I'm on time!

Welcome back to me generating a random Pokémon for each day of October and giving my opinion on it.

So far we've got; Draglage, Skuntank, and Cramorant.

Let's start

4: Lechonk

Pokepinion-tober: 4

Of course the most perfect thing about this piggy is the name. The fact that Pokémon actually used the word chonk in the name, is hilarious. It's name is literally the chonk. I love the name

The rest of it? Eh. I mean it's not a bad take on the early route normal type trope, but I don't have that much to say about it.

It is super duper cute. I love the brown pattern around the face that makes it look like it's been digging around in the dirt, like how real pigs search for truffles.

Also the little pattern under the eye that makes it look like it's crying is also cute. Not that the little guy crying is good, but it feels like it's reacting to everyone making ham sandwiches. They even summon normal types for gods sake.

The shiny is also nice, making reference to the traditional pink piggy look.

6/10. Slightly better than average, but not much else. It has some nice cute design elements, but the main appeal to me is the name.


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1 year ago

Pokepinion-tober: 1, 2, and 3

Yes I know that it's the third. shush.

Every day of this month I'm gonna randomly generate a Pokémon and give some thoughts on it.

1: Dragalge

Pokepinion-tober: 1, 2, And 3

I like it enough. The whole idea of a literal sea dragon is pretty neat, same as Kingdra. I like that despite it being aquatic it's not a water type. Also a not overly draconic dragon is good, unlike many I prefer the less draconic dragon types y'know? They feel more creative.

Colours are nice. The shiny is really cool too because it ads a splash of green to it which makes it pop quite a bit. Strong without being too overpowered.

And this funky little dude photosynthesizes. Read this dex entry from Shield.

Dragalge generates dragon energy by sticking the plume on its head out above the ocean’s surface and bathing it in sunlight.

How could it get any cooler?

7/10. Not my favourite dragon type or poison type, but a very solid design that makes me happy.

2: Skuntank

Pokepinion-tober: 1, 2, And 3

Be honest, when was the last time any of y'all thought about Skuntank?

I mean, it's a skunk. There isn't that much I can honestly say about it. It deviates enough from an average skunk to still be interesting but it's still just a skunk

A skunk that can make flamethrowers. I get that Pokémon is a fantasy game but, like, why? I know that you can light your farts on fire but why can skunk do that?

Why can it also learn explosion? Can farts explode?

*quick google search later*

Ok so apparently you can, but it's not easy.

5/10. It's just kind of a skunk.

3: Cramorant

Pokepinion-tober: 1, 2, And 3

Just look at this idiot and say that you hate him. I dare you. You can't.

Like sure it's really average design and stat wise, but it's so goofy. Loom at the wide eyed stare, the stupid wing position, how close the feet are.

Also the shiny form literally references a real story of a pigeon that got covered in curry. That's so silly.

And it's ability! Like sure the Arrokuda reference is fine and funny and all,

BUT

When he gets to low HP, this dumbass starts choking on a Pikachu

Pokepinion-tober: 1, 2, And 3

9/10. SO SILLY. I can't hate it. Every time I see a Cramorant I want to smile because the little lad it so funny to me


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1 year ago

apparently this is a thing on twitter so! reblog and assign prev a project voltage (pokémon collab) miku :)

Apparently This Is A Thing On Twitter So! Reblog And Assign Prev A Project Voltage (pokémon Collab)

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1 year ago

I'm genuinely curious given how there's been lots of different takes about Kieran's character.

By "outcome" I mean Kieran becoming committed to his quest for strength in such an unhealthy manor. I personally think that yes, he would have but I'm curious to what y'all think!


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1 year ago

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old


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1 year ago

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀


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1 year ago
LOOK AT IT

LOOK AT IT

I love it so much.


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