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I can’t stop laughing at this

I'm socially akward and dont know how else to do this. So..... you wanna...maybe.... be freinds?

I dont care how old I get- I am not going to remember which months have 30 days vs 31 days no matter what trick or learning method I'm presented with

Me as a father 😂

Imma Slytherin that accepted it after years of wanting to be a Ravenclaw in an instant. I'm pretty proud cuz I'm the only Slytherin 🐍 in a family of Gryffindors🙄.

Ravenclaw: Do you think that everything we learn in school is necessary?

Slytherin: no.

Ravenclaw: but-

Slytherin: no.

Ravenclaw: if you didn’t procrastinate so much you’d like it. Think about all the things you get to learn!

Slytherin: or, I can get the answers and copy them down. Work smarter, not harder.

Ravenclaw: but- knowledge!

Slytherin: no.

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

What even are butterflies anymore?

trilogy

okay but imagine it’s like, a week after the kids move into their dorms, and the laundry room is bursting with soap bubbles for the second time already because none of these 15 year olds knows how to do any household chores, and they’ve been living off unhealthy junk food for the past week, and there’s a mountain of dishes piled up in the sink because they’ve run out of dish soap and no one knows where to get more.

so aizawa, knowing full well that he’s going to regret his decision soon enough, finally decides to give his kids his cell phone number so they can just text him with any questions they might have instead of having to wait until they see him in class the next day.

and no matter how much he threatens them with expulsion, it doesn’t stop the kids from taking full advantage of the new power they have been given.

kaminari and kirishima absolutely send aizawa memes when he knows full well they should be in one of their other classes

mina calls him at 3am once to ask if he has any good brownie recipes, because she can’t sleep, and she wants some midnight snacks, but satou is asleep and she can’t get him to wake up no matter what, and sure she could have googled this shit, but she sucks at baking and needs aizawa-sensei to explain all the technical terms to her

izuku is up late one night, studying for a test, and he has the news on in the background because it’s easier to focus that way. there’s live footage of a villain confrontation that Eraserhead manages to resolve without any civilian injuries, and Izuku sends him a text congratulating him. he doesn’t expect aizawa to respond right away, because he’s currently being interviewed by a reporter, but aizawa has a special notification sound for his students’ numbers, so this man deadass walks away from the reporter mid-sentence to call izuku and lecture him for being awake so late

aizawa is out sick with a cold one day, and present mic covers his class for him. he spends most of his morning trying to go back to sleep, but he can’t help but worry about his kids. he gives up trying to sleep at 11 and gets up to make himself some tea. checking his phone, he sees that he has a pile of of get-well-soon texts from his kids that make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside. an hour or two after classes let out for the day, present mic shows up with a tupperware container of honey daikon that he helped the kids make. aizawa eats all of it despite not really being fond of the dish. present mic wisely decides not to comment. he makes sure to send a thank-you text to all his students.