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1 year ago
Stim Moment

Stim moment


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1 year ago

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

1 year ago
Old Assignment For School . Prompt Was "best Friends"

old assignment for school . prompt was "best friends"

1 year ago

women.

clap for women

1 year ago

does anyone have that doge meme that says some shit like "WINS CUSTODY OF THE KIDS FROM MY EX-WIFE/IT'S POOP KIDS" or did i hallucinate this nonsensical image


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1 year ago
Dethentines 2024 Day 1: "OTP After Army Of The Doomstar"

Dethentines 2024 Day 1: "OTP after Army of the Doomstar"

“Skwisgaar is completely broken after the events of the movie. He cant do the “will they, wont they” charade anymore and needs to find out if all his feelings are reciprocated or not.

Admitting this all in private, hearing a raw, endless flow of emotions and watching Skwisgaar break down in front of him, Murderface knows exactly what the guitarist is trying to say. He’s ready to push past his fear and take the biggest risk of his life by verbalizing the word he hears intertwined throughout Skwisgaar’s confession.”

REJOICE it is complete. This is the first kiss the two share after a slow burn spanning the entire series. I put so much love into representing emotions through the colors and the purpose behind all the flowers, there’s so much to them that I am yet to depict.

Some details about the flowers:

the bleeding hearts (upper left) represent unconditional love.

red roses obviously mean passion.

pink camellia mean longing for someone.

the yellow primrose is also the sacred flower of the norse god of love, Freya it symbolizes resurrection and being unable to live without that person.

the purple anenome are protection from evil. they appear in the love story of Venus and Adonis, some versions are grown from her tears as she cried over his body, and another version is its growth from his seeping blood. Murderface plays the role of Adonis because he doesnt realize that Venus loves him beyond the flesh, and Skwisgaar as Venus is yet to confess.

I hope you all like it, I took more time than I'd anticipated, but Skwisface is extremely special to me and I wanted to make something just as big.

MOVIE SPOILERS VERSION UNDER THE CUT ⤵️

Dethentines 2024 Day 1: "OTP After Army Of The Doomstar"

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1 year ago
Cannot Even Begin To Imagine The Blade Runner Cyberpunk Shit This Ladybug I Found On My RGB Keyboard

cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through


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1 year ago
Made A Few Emojis Of The Psychotics Frens ♥
Made A Few Emojis Of The Psychotics Frens ♥
Made A Few Emojis Of The Psychotics Frens ♥
Made A Few Emojis Of The Psychotics Frens ♥

made a few emojis of the psychotics frens ♥


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1 year ago
Secred Doodle That I've Had Sitting Around

secred doodle that i've had sitting around


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1 year ago
He’s Listening To His Tunes :)

He’s listening to his tunes :)


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1 year ago
Since It's Indie Animation Day...

Since it's Indie Animation Day...

I figured I'd repost that list of other animation creators on YouTube that I shared last week, separate from it's original, weird context. I've also included several more entries based on suggestions in the comments. Thanks for the feedback! General Content Warning: Some of the below is not for kids, or contains violence or other subject matter some viewers might find distressing. Please use your adult discretion. Also, this is not a list of moral endorsements. I know some of these creators personally, but many of them I do not. While I have tried to make sure I'm not listing anyone who is a criminal or otherwise objectively harmful person, I don't have encyclopedic knowledge of every little internet drama that has gone down (and chances are I'm not super interested in hearing about it all because it's really difficult to tell fact from fiction from hyperbole around here).

Anyway, check out some Indie Animation:

Far-Fetched Worthikids Satina | Scumhouse Noodle and Bun Punch Punch Forever Ramshackle Noodle Papajoolia | Pipi Angel Hare | The East Patch Jonni Peppers Salad Fingers Monkey Wrench Studio Heartbreak Felix Colgrave JelloApocalypse Odd1sout (started indie, got picked up by Netflix) Allie Mehner JaidenAnimations Lumi and the Great Big Galaxy Cloudrise | The Worlds Divide Telepurte RubberRoss James Lee ENA Godspeed | Olan Rogers Ollie and Scoops Meat Canyon Port by the Sea Kekeflipnote Boxtown Kevin Temmer Weebl Joel Haver CircleToons Long Gone Gulch Atlas and the Stars Animist Skibidi Toilet A Fox in Space Alex Henderson Talon Toniko Pantoja Sr. Pelo Hullabaloo Kane Pixels (started indie, picked up by A24) Homestar Runner Fennah Gods' School Alan Becker Dungeon Flippers JazLyte Psychicpebbles (started indie, Smiling Friends picked up by AS) Piemations vewn Metal Family Dead Sound chluaid Jacknjellify Betsy Lee | No Evil My Pride Cranbersher GeoExe | Gwain Saga Horatio the Vampire Mech West Playground | Rodrigo Sousa The Brave Locomotive Finchwing (+ check out other Warrior Cats animators) Quazies SamBakZa Kamikaze: Trial by Fire Parasomnia


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1 year ago

bang bang bullet wonderland


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1 year ago
Espíritu De La Luna, Diseño De Personaje Y Animación

Espíritu de la Luna, diseño de personaje y animación


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1 year ago

random 2000s lesbians on abandoned 16 year old flickr account you mean absolutely fucking everything to me

Random 2000s Lesbians On Abandoned 16 Year Old Flickr Account You Mean Absolutely Fucking Everything
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Random 2000s Lesbians On Abandoned 16 Year Old Flickr Account You Mean Absolutely Fucking Everything
Random 2000s Lesbians On Abandoned 16 Year Old Flickr Account You Mean Absolutely Fucking Everything

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1 year ago
Hes Such A Cool Bug To Me

Hes such a cool bug to me


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1 year ago
You Have Been Invited To Scotties Flat, Prepare For Some Tea, Sandwiches And Him Talking About The 856th

You have been invited to scotties flat, prepare for some tea, sandwiches and him talking about the 856th episode of his fav turkish romance tv show

You Have Been Invited To Scotties Flat, Prepare For Some Tea, Sandwiches And Him Talking About The 856th
You Have Been Invited To Scotties Flat, Prepare For Some Tea, Sandwiches And Him Talking About The 856th

anytime i draw him my morale goes up by 50%


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1 year ago
Confusing Comic About Existing As A Trans Person During Confusing Times Of Trans Visibility.
Confusing Comic About Existing As A Trans Person During Confusing Times Of Trans Visibility.
Confusing Comic About Existing As A Trans Person During Confusing Times Of Trans Visibility.
Confusing Comic About Existing As A Trans Person During Confusing Times Of Trans Visibility.
Confusing Comic About Existing As A Trans Person During Confusing Times Of Trans Visibility.
Confusing Comic About Existing As A Trans Person During Confusing Times Of Trans Visibility.

confusing comic about existing as a trans person during confusing times of trans visibility.


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1 year ago
A scan of a page of the magazine Playgirl, with Brendon Small, posing nude, a golden shield covering his loins, and holding a spiked mace. Brendon is a white man with brown hair and body hair, with a slightly muscular build and self-proclaimed beer and food gut. He is pictured here in his 30s, looking off into the distance, and sporting a short mustache. 

Above him, printed in the magazine, reads: Special Feature. April Fool's. Five cute up-and-coming comedians show us their wits. Writer Colleen Kane.

Brendon Small poses for Playgirl's "April Fool's" Special Feature, 2006.

Interview transcript below!

Transcriber's Note: Labels for speakers have been added for screen reader accessibility.

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BRENDON SMALL: Viking of Comedy

Let's face it, ladies, it's usually easier for a naked man to look funny than sexy, yet precious few comedians have seized on this by dropping trou for the camera. Not so for 31-year-old Cartoon Network star Brendon Small, who is best known for his eponymous role as an 8-year-old in the hit cartoon he created, "Home Movies." Brendon instantly embraced the hilarity of posing in a wiener mag and began growing out his porn stache; in fact, we didn't even ask him to get naked. But we're thrilled he did, and by being so funny and fearless (not to mention charming and free of that typical comedian torment), Brendon has also proven to be sexy as a Viking. Uhh, wait- make that, he's proven himself a pillage-worthy target for Valkyries everywhere.

[Photo insert of Brendon posing nude, holding a viking helmet over his loins with one hand, and a spiked chain mace with the other.]

Brendon's Viking stance is timely, since he spent part of this winter away from his L.A. home up in Sweden to film a bit part and be a musical consultant for the movie Lords of Chaos, which chronicles the bloody black-metal scene of Norway in the '90s. It was a dream gig for this nimble-fingered guitar virtuoso, who has brought his metal mania to a new cartoon, "Dethklok," about an American/Norwegian metal band, now airing on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

Playgirl: What's going on with you?

Brendon: "Dethklok" is the big thing. It asks the question, What if the biggest band in the world, that was like a million times bigger than the Beatles, were also a million times stupider and a million times more destructive? Metal's about brutality, I mean, death metal's about dying, which is hilarious. No one realizes it, but everyone's gonna die- you're gonna die, I'm gonna die, it's actually very funny.

Playgirl: That's very sexy to talk about in Playgirl.

Brendon: [Laughs] Yeah. It's gonna be totally sexy. That's such the wrong- I didn't even realize that. [To his dog] Ernie, no barking!

Playgirl: Are you a stern master to Ernie?

Brendon: People are like, "Oh you're his dad," and I'm like, I'm his master, shut up! I'm not his fuckin' dad. I don't want that responsibility. [Laughs] Fuck that. I would be his dad only if I could be a deadbeat dad, like take him to the circus every fifth weekend... Ernie went through a phase where he was throwing up all the time, and it was because he wanted to get into show business. I can tell when he's gonna start throwing up, like when he's stretching his lips back, his eyes kinda get like wueaahhh woahhboy, like he's not feelin' too good, and I know at that point to run over and hold his ears back.

Playgirl: Aww, that's sweet. You're an animal lover, too.

Brendon: I do like animals. I completely stopped wearing fur coats when I go to the football games...

Playgirl: Is it hard being a non-fur-wearing Viking?

Brendon: Well, you see in the pictures I opted not to wear any fur. I directed some stuff for PETA: they were talking to me about possibly doing some stuff in the future, so I don't think it'd be a good idea to... I will eat fur, I just won't wear it. I'm not against eating animals if they have been killed by natural causes. Like if one animal murders another animal, like they exchange murders. I can have one of those animals for dinner. I'm not on any diet other than trying to stop eating at some point. I just really love food; I just watch the Food Network.

Playgirl: I heard that the Food Network uses some of the same techniques as porn to create their programming.

Brendon: I saw a Thanksgiving episode, and this lady rammed the turkey baster into the turkey so hard and fast, so I think I know what you're talking about. [CK laughs] ...Can you put that in the article?

Playgirl: I think we're already alienating the readers.

Brendon: [Laughs] How about this: We'll do like that joke, and then we'll do something like, "All I think about is, which girl is gonna be the right girl!" ...So yeah, that one lady titty-fucked the hot dog-

Playgirl: [Laughs] No, that was actually porn you were watching.

Brendon: Oh, was that porn, are you sure? I can't tell if it's the Food Network or porn anymore. But she's like, "There's only one way to get a hot dog ready. Enough friction will actually change the molecular structure." [Laughs] Oh, dear... Can that be in the article?

Playgirl: What are you like onstage?

Brendon: I've been doing almost straight character stuff onstage at "The Tomorrow Show." It's what I call time-of-the-day-sensitive comedy; there's certain comedy that only works at certain times of the day. Like when I wake up, nothing's funny. One o'clock, I might laugh at something good. By 8 o'clock things are pretty funny. But by midnight to 2 a.m.? Things are just fuckin' stupid. Things may not mean a lot, but it's pretty funny.

But yeah, I try to make myself unrecognizable. I have fun putting myself in a weird place and not having a lot of rehearsed stuff. If I feel comfortable enough with a character, I don't need to know what he's gonna say; I can come up with it. Also I have little places where I can hang my hat and go to if the going gets tough. Which it never does [clears throat].

Playgirl: Tell me about one of your characters.

Brendon: I have a character called Captain Moustache. When I started doing comedy in Boston in the late '90s, all these guys had been in the comedy boom of the '80s. Some of them would get paid in beer and cocaine and spent every single night going out of their minds. They were on this kind of alcoholic stupor onstage and they would do their old stuff from the '80s. So I would see this parade of washed-up brain-damaged comics.

This character's based on them. He's pretty much out of his mind, he can hardly remember jokes, he starts in the middle and makes very little sense. I like the kind of comedy that really divides a room, like half the room is like, "Ah! Funniest thing I ever heard and I'm laughing so hard my face is hurting." And the other half wants you off stage so desperately. It isn't like living or dying by each joke. My favorite standups have a strong theme or character that they're playing with. I think standup is great, joke writing is great. [But] I think it's more interesting and funnier to be different.

Playgirl: You have really boyish interests, no?

Brendon: Yes. I do like to go to metal shows. I get rip-roaringly drunk and try to join the band after the show. Try to do an audition with no instrument, [just] air guitar and facial expressions and just bein' metal, like, "You can see, right?"

But I'm into dogs- girls like dogs, right? Ernie's a chick magnet. He loves the ladies, too. Seriously, if three girls are walking, one of them's more attractive than the other two, he'll go to that girl. And he'll maul her. And there's a lawsuit...

Playgirl: Was this your first naked photo shoot?

Brendon: Yes it was, though I've appeared mostly bakes on stage before. I was in a G-string once for this bit. I think there's a really fine line between comedy with shirtlessness and when you take yourself seriously doing it. Ben Stiller actually pumps up and is very concerned about his body. Not me!

Playgirl: How did you prepare?

Brendon: By eating a lot of Thanksgiving food. There's just more of me to love. I was surprisingly comfortable; I was in my own house, and I've been naked here before. In fact, as I speak to you now, underneath all these clothes, I am totally naked.

It was really funny, the photographer showed me the previous issue [of Playgirl], some guy was all ripped and kinda grasping his hard-on like he's gonna tear it off, you know? And I was like, "Woaaah boy. I'm gonna have a different angle on that."

Playgirl: So, being both a musician and a comedian should equal goin' crazy with the ladies.

Brendon: Yeah, sure. I'm a musician and I do comedy and create TV shows, but I'm just the kinda guy who likes to hang out and watch DVDs. Oh- and be mind-bogglingly drunk [both laugh].

Playgirl: I think the ladies would still be with you for that.

[End of article]

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April Fool's Special Feature, Playgirl 2006.

Written by Colleen Kane.

Photographed by Jeff Yarbrough.


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1 year ago
It Will Be So Cute If Toki Still Keep His Old Guitar (´;ω;`) Need To Rewatch All Episodes To See If
It Will Be So Cute If Toki Still Keep His Old Guitar (´;ω;`) Need To Rewatch All Episodes To See If

it will be so cute if Toki still keep his old guitar (´;ω;`) need to rewatch all episodes to see if this is depicted in any scene …


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1 year ago
I Made A Gif Of That One Clip Of Jerma Doing The Han Solo Dance And Sped It Up And He Really Looks Like

i made a gif of that one clip of jerma doing the han solo dance and sped it up and he really looks like a phineas and ferb character here


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1 year ago
System Of A Clown. If You Even Care

system of a clown. if you even care


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1 year ago

Be furious.

Be Furious.
Be Furious.
Be Furious.
Be Furious.
Be Furious.
Be Furious.
Be Furious.
Be Furious.
Be Furious.
Be Furious.

Be absolutely enraged.

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1 year ago
Me Reacting To A Bald Eagle In My Room

me reacting to a bald eagle in my room


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1 year ago
Me When I Fucking GET You

me when i fucking GET you

1 year ago
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton


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1 year ago

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