I Love Reddit So Fucking Much

the first tumblrina pope

Something I've come to realize is that the internet LOVVEEESS weird sports. 17776 had football, blaseball was a feverish dream of passion and blood rain and peanuts. Now HorseRaceTests is conventionally just a bunch of vague horse shapes bouncing on a wall until one gets the carrots. Truly there is no reason for literally all of my friends to be talking about it yet here we are! We love sport.

The Onion continues to never miss

OH MY GOD IF YOU HOLD DOWN THE HEART BUTTON ON A POST IT EXPLODES INTO MULTIPLE HEARTS??????

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

separate post for cyan and white because they mean everything to me

this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

nbcnews.com

Trans student’s arrest for violating Florida bathroom law is thought to be a first

Marcy Rheintgen, 20, faces a misdemeanor trespassing charge punishable by up to 60 days in jail and is due to appear in court in May.

This girl is an actual hero and we need to donate to her defense fund please

we really out there making fun of abby for eating rocks when the farmer swallows whole ass plates huh