#mypetleech

If the government really wanted to actually cut down on vape usage they would force manufacturers to add an unmutable slide whistle sound effect that played every time you take a hit

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

LIGHTNING STRIKES THRICE IS SUCH A GOOD NAME FOR YELLOOW AAAAAA

Something I've come to realize is that the internet LOVVEEESS weird sports. 17776 had football, blaseball was a feverish dream of passion and blood rain and peanuts. Now HorseRaceTests is conventionally just a bunch of vague horse shapes bouncing on a wall until one gets the carrots. Truly there is no reason for literally all of my friends to be talking about it yet here we are! We love sport.

separate post for cyan and white because they mean everything to me

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for