Less Than ONE WEEK Remains To Apply To Be A Part Of Our Phantom Of The Paradise Anniversary Zine!

-[DESCRIPTION: Swan stands around and sighs. "mmmghmghgh... hungry..." he walks forth, "i'll go make food then. egg time.".

Gets to in front of a stove top, his hands holds an egg, then begins to tap it against a surface to crack it. Breaking apart the eggshell, an entire baby bird plops out, a mistake of nature called winslow leach. Looking down in horror, swan can only cringe as baby bird winslow makes eye contact as he drips amniotic fluids. ]- (august 27, 2023) *throws chair out the window.* im using this shade of greenish yellow as the background to convey my emotions for all these comics.

that's the hell of it.

prom night

Is this a bedbuge

oOAOOHUOEGHUSGHR PHANTOMPALOOZA ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW. LETS GOOOOOOOO

me when I get you

Brazil (1985) dir. Terry Gilliam

my family and i have been fighting a nasty bronchial infection for the past week and a half and today i woke up with an earache from sleeping on my side

AND NOW EVERYTHING IN MY RIGHT EAR SOUNDS A HALF-STEP LOWER THAN IT SHOULD BE

i can't listen to music because it sounds exactly like this

like i'm bummed but it's also extremely funny

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP