Latest Posts by whats-wrong-pipsqueak - Page 3

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little royai thing, from a challenge on twitter

I rewatched both shows at the same time, of course this was gonna happen

 (i know Ed’s leg is in the opposite side shh)

ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA

Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.

ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.

THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.

[EDIT: WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM??? THANK YOU?!]

full metal alchemist AU where instead of binding Al's soul to a suit of armor, he's bound to Edward's body. they just, share Ed's body.

so many plot holes and issues come from this but im just focusing on the fact that Al can take over control when he thinks Edward is getting out of control so just like imagine him doing a 180 in actions and creeping everyone the hell out like

Ed: *incomprehensible arguing after researching for 2 days straight*

mustang: *arguing back because he's a petty grown ass man*

the Team: *is watching while workin*

Ed: *freezes and shuts down like a robot for 5 seconds*

the Team:??? he gud?

Al/Ed: *laughes sheepishly* terribly sorry about that, Ill take him to bed.

mustang: ...

Al/Ed: *skips out of the room humming and smiling knowing damn well what he's doing*

the Team: ??!??!?!! he broken???

ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA

Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.

ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.

THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.

[EDIT: WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM??? THANK YOU?!]

Everyday occurence in Mustang's office

Links - twitter // tiktok

Need I say more?

And yes, that is Buggy's nose.

look me in the eye and tell me they wouldn't instantly hit it off

romance dawn trio

I have some extreme brainrot so heres my personal headcanons of what it would be like if the fmab crew met the atla gaang:

Ed and aang would start out a little bit rocky (haha get it) but then would end up getting along really well, especially with the whole no kill policy and totally not the fact that their both short kings helplessly in love with their best friends

Al and Katara would ABSOLUTELY get along. they can bond over how their brothers are both hot headed messes

Sokka and Ling would totally get into deep convos about swordfighting, besties energy.

Mustang: oh so you dont need a transmutation circle to conjure fire either huh?

Zuko, thoroughly confused: the fuck is a transmutation circle???

Riza and Iroh drink tea and chat together on tuesdays.

Ling: Wait, so you're telling me there's a guy that you were initially enemies with but now you think you might have a crush on him?

Zuko: Yep.

Ling: me too.

Zuko: that's rough, buddy

Winry and Katara,,,,,, could you IMAGINE the power this duo would hold

And finally, Toph and Ed would definitely get into a fistfight that turns into an all out Earthbending/alchemy frenzy

atla and fmab have equal but opposite endings. aang takes away ozai’s bending, ed gives up his alchemy. no i will not explain further