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Wait, do you ship Beetlejuice and Lydia?? Cause you made a Valentine's post about them. Lydia is a minor and Beetlejuice is sooooooo old.

Cool my first Asked and yes I do. I find their pairing cute and chaotic also they are fictional characters. As long no REAL danger ACTUALLY occurs to anyone then I see no real problem with it, I’m not completely a monster. Also, I respect that you find them cute or cool as being just friends, I do too fam.

Poor lil’ Beatrice

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“Are you excited about Beetlejuice 2?”

OK.  I said this a long time ago on my now-dead Beej/Lyds blog, but the post’s gone, so I’ll say it here.

If the Beetlejuice sequel were a real thing it would be covered like CRAZY by the legit entertainment media.

There would be interviews and segments in/on:

Hollywood Reporter Deadline Variety People Entertainment Tonight Rolling Stone US Weekly And these outlets owned by Warner Brothers, who owns the rights to Beetlejuice: CNN HBO

At most a couple outlets have said there’s “talk” about the sequel “according to sources.”

I’ve worked in media.  “Sources” can mean anything from a Key Grip to some studio intern who thought he overheard something while in line at Tail O’ the Pup.

When sources aren’t named it means the news hasn’t been confirmed by anyone important.

IF the sequel were real, the news would be fucking everywhere.  Warner Brothers would be promoting it the moment Tim Burton and Michael Keaton’s signatures were dry on their contracts.  It would be the biggest movie news of the last 30 years.

But that hasn’t happened.

Until it happens it’s all rumors.  Fuck IMDB.  IMDB is not a reliable source.  No one has confirmed the movie has been Green-lit.

Key word: “Green-lit.”  If it ain’t Green-lit it ain’t real.  Green-lit means Warner Brothers has said yes and producers have begun raising money and signing talent.

So just calm your asses down and find other things to occupy your time.  If Burton and Keaton actually are going to do this, you won’t be able to escape hearing about it.

Wednesday X Rowan

I swear, every time I talk about the show Wednesday with someone we usually end up discussing about the really weird relationships that happens in it and it’s always:

“Omg! I ship Wednesday and Enid together they’d make a cute couple!”

“If Wednesday doesn’t end up with Xavier, I’ll get with Xavier”

“The Normie Tyler and the Weirdo Wednesday, it’s perfect! Just like Romeo and Juliet.”

WHERE’S WEDNESDAY X ROWAN HMM??

With all the Ships that people blindly support in the show and like to pretend that actual chemistry is happening there freaks me out. I know Rowan was just in one episode but I could already tell that he had so much potential in being more than just a forgotten side character. I obviously won’t be giving out spoilers but I’d like to think Wednesday and he would’ve been neat if certain things didn’t occur the way it did for the both of them.

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I despise the infantilization of Beetlejuice’s character.

Like, no, he’s not a little baby or an innocent boi. He’s a gross predatory pervert who, in all versions of Beetlejuice, tries to marry a minor. And I love him like that.

Stop butchering characters personalities in order to feel okay about liking them. It’s alright to like a character who’s a bad person, and it doesn’t make you a bad person yourself. I promise.