I Have A Lizard, Except He’s Not A Lizard He’s A Dog

Olympics honorable mention: Darlan Romani gold medal for being the coolest guy 😊

Darlan is one of the world's best athletes in men's shot put, he faced covid-19 and a surgery before the competition and he didn't have a proper place to train due to lack of investment, yet he finished in 4th place at the Olympics. bonus: he's also a very romantic dude.

*tries to run into traffic*

Stella: theyre paramedics. They’re trained if they hit me.

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

I look fresh as a daisy!

-trumpet teacher

!!

‘It’s open.’ 🚪

“What I do with the pot I have dibbed is my business”

-T

Kid: are you a vegan?

Teacher: no I’m very much a fan of cheese.

Guys it’s March again.