Read Somewhere That For Aztecs It Was Considered Dishonourable To Be Unable To Take Their Enemies In

The right answer was actually "Odyssey is?!"

mozzarella from real life is trans!

I personally like to cancel the canon HORRORS™ that i find to be illogical, unsatisfying, and lacking in proper resolution, and instead provide the characters with the ones that make sense in social and historical circumstances going on, therefore being far harder to shrug off and affecting every aspect of the characters’ lifes, making them see their society from a different, ugly side, lose all hope, embrace living with all of that, very likely abandon everything they’ve been living for for the last forever, etc. AND THEN they get a happy ending - the one, may I add, that they have been denied in canon despite the far lesser extent of The Horrors™️.

Though unsatisfying not-really-happy endings are also great, but only when they follow something that is more than a lukewarm tea of a plot.

writing fanfiction is wild. i could make these two characters do anything. i could make them get married rn. the possibilities are endless

Dracula!

Kiss or kill

To be fair, he IS an Uchiha. What else is he supposed to make if not a scene? Pottery? That spot's filled, I'm afraid.

oh how Obito likes to make a scene

you just didn't have to do it, honey. you didn't have to if you didn't want to deal with him anymore. oh, you just wanted to show off in front of your man and be like "look it's me, will you find out it's me?" well fuck he will. as you wish.

I spent an embarrassing amount of time squinting at all the shadows, trying to find where the Spooky hides 😔😆

support your local lantern!

another blatantly self indulgent western au lmao

A series of short works for @madakumo-september-2023. Well, hopefully a series 😅

Day 1, School / Family.

archiveofourown.org/works/49795645

Acceptance, cookies, bro love. What else one can wish for? Especially since at least one of them I can make come true without relaying on fate at all!

2021 looks bright!!!

No idea when it was posted because I only vaguely understand how this place functions (not very healthily, I've been assured), but we now have an animated proof of that, which makes this comment so much funnier, because it's been proven to be pure truth.

Whats your favorite batfam character?

spider-man

I am, apparently, the only person that has thought "oh, a giant Kinder Egg" and expected exactly that. Was unable to catch up ever since the third detail 😂😂

forget MuskBot behold Chocolate Robot Chef! 🦾