Remus: Fuck The Rich

Sirius and Regulus arguing...

Sirius: Oh yeah? I bet you still sleep with that stupid rat stuff toy.

Regulus: Algernon is A MOUSE! And at least I don't use 10 bottles of hairspray every morning!

Sirius: Oh fuck you. At least my hair looks fabulous

Regulus: At least my curls are natural.

Sirius: *gaaasssp*

Everyone: 😶😶😶

James: Oh snap

you don't understand, sirius is almost disgustingly gay. but not in a femboy way, in a 70s gay club leather kink way. by the time sirius comes to terms with his queerness & begins to accept himself, the f-slur becomes his favourite self-description. young sirius jumps around dark clubs bare chested and bejeweled, showing off his carefully sculpted muscles. old sirius lounges around his dead parents' townhouse in nothing but a fur coat.

"remus gets so annoyed when sirius asks him for things-" remus would crawl out of his grave to light sirius' cigarette

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

It’s okay if the first draft is bad…

James: What's wrong, Pads? You've been mopey all day

Sirius, in a broken voice: Moony said he doesn't love me anymore

James: WHAT!??

Remus: I just said it's too hot to cuddle!

Sirius: All by myself

Remus: It's 40 bloody degrees!

Sirius: Don't wanna be all by myself

"Does it scare you? The thought of being your unapologetic self? Living without the shame of being attracted to men? Of wanting me? Of kissing me again? Are you that much of a bloody coward-”

Sirius couldn’t bear it anymore. He made an animalistic sound in the back of his throat, the heat swallowing him whole, crossing every boundary he’d set for himself, and before he knew it, he’d yanked the pirate towards him and kissed him, because he needed him to shut up and, oh - oh.

- new chapter out xx fic: The Serpent and the Viper

She's a 10 but she cries over dead gay wizards from the 70s.

Remus: You have to let yourself to be loved, Regulus. You deserve happiness.

Regulus: hmm... it's a really good advice, Remus. Why don't you use it?

Remus: Oh, fuck off. I give good advices. I don't take them myself. Any good dealer will tell you to not take your own drugs.

wolfstar are definitely the kind of couple to go grocery shopping where remus is trying so hard to just stick to their grocery list, while sirius is throwing in anything and everything that looks even remotely interesting. remus tries, but can’t even tell him no because sirius is so genuinely excited and adorable

Sirius: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Remus speed run the five stages of grief as he realises he still wants to fuck me