Adapted From Homer, The Iliad

apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

HI GAMERS !!!

I decided to try out the name Forrest outside of online spaces,, and I think the name is gonna stick better!! I just wanted to make a post mentioning thats its still me, your dhole-tiger-unicorn..thing- but I just have a different name!!

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

FUCKING CACKLING

today i found a cute dog plush at an antique store. his name is stoney jr

omg!! How cutie!!

friends

The story in this was really cute 😭

Hey guys (gn) loook at what I found.

Here's mine if anyone wanted to see .

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Real I’ve read it

Sherlock Holmes and the hound with a basketball or something I haven’t read that one

turtleneck alpaca

Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually