So After Spending Most Of This Afternoon And Evening Having Been Sucked Down The Rabbit Hole That Is

To all the fanfiction writers out there!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK!!!

I can complain, whine, bitch and moan but in the end you are-

MAGNIFICENT! YOU ARE A LIFE SAVER!!

Mansplaining protip:

When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

Ok, which aspect is confusing you?

It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?

So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?

Part 2🖤

I love how the Pirate King’s right hand is going to be called Pirate Hunter because it’ll be sooo confusing to the future generations… yes, the Pirate King and the Pirate Hunter went to this town in…, what, no?  they didn’t have a fight, why would…? oh, no, it’s not his archenemy or an infamous marine or something, it’s his right hand, Roronoa Zoro… why is the first mate of the Pirate King is called Pirate Hunter? well, no one is really sure anymore, but the stories say… (….) and  naturally, all the best stories, the stories that really persisted and got around were originally started by Usopp 

Who the fuck decided that happy endings are boring?? That characters being happy was boring??? Cause fuck that shit no one wants a sad ending they’re awful and usually just for shock value. Give me a happy ending any day I’d rather watch my favorite ship and characters grow and change and fall in love and find their place in the world then watch them die and fall into pits of despair and never getting to live their lives 

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Hear me out, it’s not accurate but fuck off, Thanos snaps and Bucky is gone. But ya’ boy Winter isn’t. Winter who doesn’t give a fuuuuuck about the people he’s with; afterall, these are the people that Bucky connected with, not him. He does dig the new arm though.

Everyone, that survived anyway, is treating him with kiddy gloves. Until Tony-Fucking-Stark crash lands a spaceship into Wakanda territory and is the only one who reacts to the Soldier. (“What the fuck is this? Barnes minus the actual Bucky? Great.”). And Winter likes it. He likes the standoffish attitude, and obviously can’t take a hint, so he sticks to Tony like a shadow while they’re trying to figure out how to do this whole “un-snap” thing.

When Tony finally snaps and demands to know why the fuck Winter is following him 24/7 the answer is simple. “You treat me like me, not some broken toy missing a piece.”