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The Batfamily as funny T-shirts

Bruce

Dick

Barbara

Jason

Cassandra

Stephanie

Tim

Duke

Damian

Alfred

GOD star wars: the clone wars (2008-2014) was the absolute fucking BEST. u do absolutely not anymore buckwild than insane range of emotions that seven seasons can put u thru. obi-wan commits a war crime in the first episode. anakin drinks a space martini. a sixteen-year-old decapitates four men in a single second and it is literally never mentioned again. anakin, obi-wan, and mace windu find SPACE GODZILLA and the entire jedi order collectively drinks We Love Peta™ juice, decide not to kill it, bring it to the capital city, and it breaks out (ofc) and kills, like, a half million people. sheev just hangs out in padme’s office for six whole seasons being, i dunno, evil and absolutely not a single person catches on. there’s a blue guy in a dope-ass big hat who beats every single jedi’s ass and they still only call him, “that guy in the hat.” darth maul’s been living in a literal garbage dump with eight legs for the past ten years. anakin endorses state-sponsored terrorism. padme once contracted the black death. the jedi order tries to prosecute a twelve-year-old for war crimes. maul is forcibly murdered two (2) times over and still lives for some bananas fucking reason. whenever anakin does something mildly risky the darth vader theme plays. yoda asks anakin if they’re friends. the jedi order tries to prosecute a sixteen-year-old for war crimes. a cartoon made for twelve-year-olds has a four-episode arc about government oversight of international banking. this all happens in the range of three years. this show is absolutely fucking nuts.

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friend: so you watch detective conan?

me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You ever think of your otp and you’re just like

Ah yes! D.Gray-Man, the manga where the main villain is aggressively trying to adopt the main character.

still really want Mace Windu being the one who goes back in time to unfuck All The Things and just IMMEDIATELY being like “goddammit Qui-Gon NO, finish up with your own fucking padawan with the abandonment issues, this one is now Mine, I need him to kill a Sith Lord and also not become a Sith Lord himself. you can see him for Sunday dinners. also clearly you need backup with THIS Sith so I am coming to Naboo with you, you are WELCOME, no I don’t give a fuck what the Senate says.” or whatever while everyone else is like “???? Master Windu wow you seem to feel REALLY STRONGLY about–” and him just “I HAVE HAD A BAD FEELING AND YOU ARE ALL GOING TO LISTEN TO IT, FORCE DAMMIT”. which, the rest of them are like, fair, Jedi bad feelings are pretty important to be listening to. 

meanwhile, FUCK the integrity of the timeline or certain things needing to happen how they happened last time and the usual “time-traveller being all fluttery and panicky about keeping the same relationships with their important people“ thing, Mace Windu is like “um NO, those relationships all ended HORRIBLY??” and is just ruthlessly determined to save as many people as he can, damn the fucking consequences. and also stab Darth Maul. a lot. you can take the Trials like everyone ELSE, Kenobi, and JINN, YOU CAN GO DO YOUR DAMN JOB. 

frankly all that’s still waaaaay more subtlety than I would genuinely expect from a time-travelling Anakin, honestly any “Anakin Skywalker goes back to fix shit” fic that doesn’t IMMEDIATELY turn into him beelining straight for Palpatine and FUCKING STABBING HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE COME HELL OR HIGH WATER clearly has more belief in that man’s self-restraint/self-preservation than I will ever. evvvver. 

Mace actually would like to survive long enough to deal with the remaining corruption and armies and, you know, WAR that would still need cleaned up, himself, so he is by necessity subtler in his machinations and only fantasizes about murdering that Sith bastard in the middle of the damn Senate a LITTLE. Just, like. A biiiit. 

look, “subtle” when compared to Anakin is really ONLY SO SUBTLE. 

the devil has and always will be a gentleman. // ice devil slayer!gray fullbuster aesthetic

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Police/ Detective Au

Yeea, introducing my new AU.

It’s a ZoSan modern AU, where Sanji and Zoro work as detectives in the same police department. They are married.

Some history aspects are already listed in the pictures, but some more info:

Sanji basically started a new life in a new town.

He got to know Zoro the first day he visited the police department but he started work in a different branch of the department

They were introduced to each other by their boss (Nami) as they were both top graduates of their respective schools and immediately shared a mutual respect for each other

Sanji asked Zoro out after a few weeks, they dated, moved in together and got married pretty quickly

Then Sanji got transferred to Zoro’s department and everyone was excited to see how the (married) top detectives would work together

Only it didn’t work out. at all.

Both are incredibly ambitious and don’t like to share the spotlight, so they always end up fighting when working on a case together.

The first time was so bad, they almost got divorced.

Even though their teamwork is so bad, Nami puts them together as a team occasionally, mostly due to financial reasons.

Usually, they get things done in the end, like the badass married couple they are, but it’ll always be pure chaos.

Outside of work, their marriage functions wonderfully though & I hope to share some fluffy domestic hcs soon.