Wizard: *casts fireball, exploding a small room of enemies* And I'm out of spells
Barbarian: i can cast magic, too, Ya know
Wiz: really?
Bar: yeah, watch this. Separate! *slits an enemy in half with their ax* it's a cantrip touch spell.
Wiz: but -
Bar: *points to ax* spell focus. Ooh, and it's an occasional ranged, too. *throws ax 10 feet, nailing another enemy in the head* see?
Wiz: have you been reading my books?
Bar: No, just looking at the pictures. You need more pictures in them.
The best bug is a dead bug
Can Biden or Harris speak to this?
Seems calling Nazis a Nazi is unpopular with the journalists and headline writers.
Make them quote you. Call them Nazis.
Fascism is here. Start punching Nazis.
Environmental storytelling toilet skeleton with the obligatory ominous personal journal lying on the floor beside it, except the journal entries continue beyond the writer's death, with periodic updates describing events occurring in and around the abandoned restroom where the skeleton is located and offering wry observational humour about the process of decomposition, all in the same highly distinctive authorial tone as the entries from life. Following several large time skips owing to nothing interesting happening during the omitted spans, the final entry ends with a notably uncomplimentary description of the player character entering the restroom.
〚 Commission 〛A cute bunny I got to animate for Ahramis over on Discord!
I genuinely hate how our entire society is built around money. We don't see people as human anymore, we see them as assets or burdens. We are all alive and I firmly believe that:
Immigrants are human;
Trans people are human;
People of color are human;
Queer people are human;
Intersex people are human;
People of any religion or no religion are human;
Every single human deserves the right to Healthcare, food, shelter, clothing, education and BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS. Politicians see people as burdens, money or insignificant pawns in their game. This needs to stop. We all deserve to not only exist and live, but truly thrive. While the rich get richer, the rest of the world gets left behind. We are all equal, so we need to start fucking acting like it.
He’s so cool
How to use Tumblr:
Like Twitter without the character limits, and no one went "um actually"
Like reddit, just there's more like the cafeteria and less of a classroom
Like Facebook, if you didn't care.
Express yourself! Shitpost! Be an idiot! Just remember that nothing matters, and we're all here for the same reasons... and we forgot all of them
What always bothers me with modern depictions of Thor and hammer is the idea that mjolnir has to be this large, heavy head that would weigh an insane amount on a wooden handle.
Have you ever seen a mjolnir pendant? It's one piece; that fact is pulled straight from the eddas.
If the hammer wielded by the strongest man of Asgard was one piece of iron (steel faced for strength), it had to be huge and weigh a metric butt-ton or was rather small but hit like a brick. The latter would've been just as intimidating, if not more, since that thing once flattened a mountain in one swing.
"Yes, you may be able to *lift* the hammer, but you'll never be able to *use* it."
Just another philosophy point on the character of Þoŕ Oðinson.
Making metal liquid since the late medevial period.
Parade armor of Swedish King Eric XIV demonstrates its flexible sabatons. (made in 1562)