I Wish Someone Would Trigger Me Mid Conversation. Not A Full Blown Trance Trigger. (altho That Would

You bstards are lucky I'm a little drunk

So my brain is impared

But

I might want a little bit

To have the tall plant ladies take care of me

Likedont gemme wrong, their political system is still very concerning, but like

If i dont have to sign my right away

I dont mind being taken care of...

I want to be a floret that, if left alone for even 30 seconds, will end up in the most weird how did you get their places imaginable

being teased until I can't form a sentence, until my mind is completely empty and blank, until every word they say sends a jolt of arousal through me, until I'm a blushing mess

pet had to go to work

giving a tgirl sugar pills but calling them aphrodisiacs and watching her melt into my arms in a matter of minutes.

hhholyy ffuck,,,, i just had a girl over from grindr and she fucked the life out of me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 she kept calling me a good pup, was biting and scratching me all over, and eventually came in me jfjdjfjdjfjfjf,,,,,,, i think my brain has been rewired

I found a box!!!!!

I'm sorry, the cephalopod facts continue during sex.

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally