Bastardizing and then combining languages is fun because I can make phrases like
“Whomst le phoque e tu?”
And
“Wa-ti est el cierto sailors!”
And I don’t have to be responsible for any of it
reblog if your a gay satanic clown who poisons the minds of kids
I shouldn't care, I say as I care, caringly.
I hope you guys are also being kind to people you don't wanna fuck.
Reblog if ur feeling UNHINGED
just absolutely FERAL
like ur gonna BUST OPEN
✨☁️💗🍒💕💖💫❤️💗🍒✨🍒🍓🌙💫💖💕💛☁️✨
*breaks down your door*
WHADDUP FUCKERS
✨🌈GODS LITTLE PISS🌈✨IS IN DA HOUSE
I refuse to stop until all of your therapists know my name
Feelin a lil quirky might commit mass murder
Let's decompose and be food for mushrooms, please?
I’m fckin adorable. Give me your credit card information.
*gently puts a small perfect little frog in the palm of your hand*
*runs away, going absolutely batshit feral*
sorry for saying that you’re “such an idiot” im actually “in love with you”
god of flirting?
prove it dear ;)
Of course babe ;) ;) ;)
Hey if u like the ocean look at this its rly cool I think
Whoever designed this spent way too much of their childhood playing Sonic
actually being referred to as an ignorant slut in a confirmation hearing makes bernie sanders femme-coded so he can’t be a misogynist for wearing mittens