whovianwar - Cannon Has No Place Here
Cannon Has No Place Here

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1 year ago

YOU MATCH THE 141 ON TINDER šŸ’“

YOU MATCH THE 141 ON TINDER šŸ’“

Summary:

While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you?

Pairing:

141 x Reader poly!141 x Reader

The Beginning:

Teaser

Chapters:

Prequel

1- Kyle

2- Johnny

3- Simon

4- John?

5- GETTING LAID?

6- John.

7- Getting Laid!! šŸ˜ˆšŸŒ¶ļø

8- Awooga?

9- Drinks?

10- SIMON?!

11- Excuse me?

12- A date?

13- Yes, and?

14- (B)romance?

15- Mo leannan

16- Teeth.

17- Guard dogs.

18- Picnic.

19- Slippery Slope. šŸ˜ˆšŸŒ¶ļø

20- Control šŸ˜ˆšŸŒ¶ļø

21- I BEG YOUR PARDON?

22- What is it about you?

22.5 - Cardiff, London, Cairo, Cabo, Tel Aviv. šŸ˜ˆšŸŒ¶ļø(mini chapter)

More chapters - COMING SOON!

Click here to see some fanart of "it's a match" chapter 14 "(B)romance)?" by my lovely moot @xxshadowbabexx.

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1 year ago

BBC Two: The only message you need for #International WomensDay!

1 year ago

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

1 year ago
OBI-WAN KENOBIĀ + JEDI COUNCIL CHAIR (insp)
OBI-WAN KENOBIĀ + JEDI COUNCIL CHAIR (insp)
OBI-WAN KENOBIĀ + JEDI COUNCIL CHAIR (insp)
OBI-WAN KENOBIĀ + JEDI COUNCIL CHAIR (insp)
OBI-WAN KENOBIĀ + JEDI COUNCIL CHAIR (insp)
OBI-WAN KENOBIĀ + JEDI COUNCIL CHAIR (insp)
OBI-WAN KENOBIĀ + JEDI COUNCIL CHAIR (insp)
OBI-WAN KENOBIĀ + JEDI COUNCIL CHAIR (insp)

OBI-WAN KENOBIĀ + JEDI COUNCIL CHAIR (insp)

1 year ago

went to miami to recover father sotirios. and made some new friends.

Went To Miami To Recover Father Sotirios. And Made Some New Friends.

these animals... they are wise. I recruited them to avenge my dear brother. I was then escorted out of the sea world.

1 year ago
On Topic Of Things That Are Plaguing My Mind This Evening Is That Dozen Of Completely Normal Looking

on topic of things that are plaguing my mind this evening is that dozen of completely normal looking office chairs, on wheels nonetheless, they brought out of nowhere and set up in the middle of a hangar in season 1 just for a 5 minute debrief

1 year ago

*person in the back somewhere during the fade to black before the credits roll* "Now cue the Hero's Villain origin story!"

more action movies should have a subplot where the hero is just trying to sit down and finish the last chapter of a book

1 year ago

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

1 year ago
Roach In Las Almas What Will He Do

Roach in Las Almas what will he do

1 year ago
whovianwar - Cannon Has No Place Here

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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1 year ago

soulmate au part 1

john price x f!reader

wc: 1.2k

unedited, forgive my mistakes.

Soulmate Au Part 1

since you were born, your world has been grey. you never thought anything of it, until at school, they started teaching you colours. the only ones in the room that could see more than just different shades of grey, apart from the teacher, were identical twins.

weird.

you went home and asked your parents.

"we are born missing half of ourselves. we have a fated one, and when you meet them, your world will look the way it was meant to."

oh. but... "in class, there were twins that could see colour. what about them?"

they look surprised for a second until your dad softly explains. "in rare instances, the soulmate bond will be platonic. which makes sense in this case, because twins grow up with a connection regular people like us will never understand."

you nod and lower your gaze to look at your shoes. you wonder if the person meant for you is interested in junie b. jones books like you are.

-

in high school, you crush on this pretty girl— a cheerleader. her hair is long and beautiful, her face is small and round, and she's so kind. just your type.

but no colour stains your vision, so you burrow your emotions deep and mourn the loss of what could've been.

-

in college, one of your friends ask you if you've met your soulmate yet.

"no, not yet," you lament. what she says after freezes the blood in your veins.

"my mom knew someone whose soulmate was already dead before they had even been born," she comments while stabbing a grape tomato with her fork. "it was really tragic, because she'll never know what it's like to know a love that has no equal."

your heart is in your throat, and you find it hard to swallow the food in your mouth.

what if your soulmate is already dead? oh, god. you might just throw up. your friend doesn't seem to notice the change in your demeanor and continues to babble carelessly about how she knew someone that knew someone who's soulmate had turned out to be a murderer.

oh my fucking god.

you quickly run to the bathroom and throw up your lunch.

how cruel is the universe? to have no control over who is meant to be for you.

you wipe your mouth with the back of your hand and lean against the stall of the bathroom. you should've known that this soulmate business was too good to be true.

cupping your hands, you rinse the taste of bile out of your mouth before walking back to your friend who stayed in her seat.

"jesus, you look terrible, you alright?" she asks.

running your fingers through your hair, you huff. "i've certainly been better. just got a bit nauseous, nothing serious. maybe it's a stomach bug."

"oooh, you better not be pregnant! what of your dreams of working in the medical field?"

you giggle at her response. "that'd be impossible unless i'm the virgin mary."

she gapes comically then leans in and whispers, "you're lying! don't tell me you haven't dated anyone just because they weren't your soulmate."

you shrug, and keep your eyes fixed on your half-eaten plate of food. "i don't really wanna talk about it, if that's alright with you. besides, you've got bigger things to worry about, like the upcoming exam for mr. richardson."

slapping a hand to her forehead, she exclaims, "oh, shit! i totally forgot! shit!"

you watch her inhale the rest of her salad and toss her trash before waving goodbye and sprinting toward the library.

with a sigh, you look down at your food. grey. lifeless. shaking your head, you pick up your plate and toss it in the bin.

you decide to focus solely on your studies. you have dreams of being a doctor and pining after someone you haven't even met yet would only serve as a distraction.

--

your white coat grazes your calves as you walk toward your new patient. standing outside the room, you pick up the clipboard.

Price, John. 34, Active Military.

he's the head of the task force! god, you've only heard stories of them from the other medics on base who have met them, so to finally come face to face with the man, the myth, the legend? you wipe your clammy hands on the fabric of your scrubs and clear your throat.

be professional, be professional. he's just another patient, it's no big deal.

rapping your knuckles on the door, you wait a second before twisting the knob with a shaky hand. you nervously keep your eyes on the clipboard as you walk in.

"good morning, captain price."

"mornin', doc," he rumbles.

oh, his deep voice just might be the end of you.

"you don't sound all that happy to be here, captain," you tease while flipping through his medical history papers.

he lets out a low chuckle, and you squeeze your thighs together at the sound. delicious.

"nothin' personal, doc. just don't like bein' here, you understand."

lightly laughing at his joke, you finally steel your nerves and look up at him.

only to have your vision bleed in something you don't understand. is that colour? is this what colour looks like?

the clipboard drops, clattering to the floor. john— being the courteous gentleman that he is— quickly kneels to grab it and lifts his head as he hands it to you.

he freezes in place, the clipboard slipping from his hands as he stares at you.

you thickly swallow, and dumbly question, "do you...has your....colour? can you see colour?"

unblinking, john's eyes are fixated on you as he remains silent.

your eyes dart around to take in his features. his brightly-coloured eyes are framed by lines that hint at his age, his strong jaw adorned by a mutton-chop beard. his nose is specked with a beauty mark.

"what colour are your eyes, captain?" you softly ask.

he closes his mouth and takes in a sharp breath. "i've been told they're blue."

"blue," you smile. the eyes of your soulmate are blue.

but then, your delighted smile melts off your face, in horror.

there's a shiny band on his finger. he's married.

john price, your soulmate, is fucking married.

your vision distorts with the tears that threaten to spill and bite your bottom lip to stop it from trembling. it feels like there are shards of glass in your lungs, cutting you open with each quivering breath you take. your pain is red-hot, searing under your skin, flowing through your veins like molten lead.

john knows exactly what you're looking at.

"love—" he starts but you cut him off swiftly.

"don't. you don't owe me anything, captain. uhm, but uh... maybe it's best that we switch your doctors, yeah? conflict of interest, and all that."

you all but run away, away from that room, from him.

how terribly unlucky.

you head towards your office, which is down the hall, and slam the door closed. only then, do you cry, and mourn what should've been.

1 year ago
Obble…. Source | Source (gifset Dedicated To A Video I Saw On Discord That I Couldn’t Stop Watching)
Obble…. Source | Source (gifset Dedicated To A Video I Saw On Discord That I Couldn’t Stop Watching)
Obble…. Source | Source (gifset Dedicated To A Video I Saw On Discord That I Couldn’t Stop Watching)
Obble…. Source | Source (gifset Dedicated To A Video I Saw On Discord That I Couldn’t Stop Watching)

obble…. source | source (gifset dedicated to a video i saw on discord that i couldn’t stop watching)

1 year ago

OMG LOOK. JULIAN SAW YOUR ART 🤯🤯CONGARTS ā¤ļø

OMG LOOK. JULIAN SAW YOUR ART 🤯🤯CONGARTS ā¤ļø
OMG LOOK. JULIAN SAW YOUR ART 🤯🤯CONGARTS ā¤ļø
OMG LOOK. JULIAN SAW YOUR ART 🤯🤯CONGARTS ā¤ļø

OH MY GOOOOOOOD YES!

When I saw it, I screamed and my heart stopped for a second. Had to do few laps around the room and my family looked at me like I was crazy because I was smiling at my phone like an idiot.

I'm so happy he likes it!  😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

OMG LOOK. JULIAN SAW YOUR ART 🤯🤯CONGARTS ā¤ļø
OMG LOOK. JULIAN SAW YOUR ART 🤯🤯CONGARTS ā¤ļø
OMG LOOK. JULIAN SAW YOUR ART 🤯🤯CONGARTS ā¤ļø
1 year ago
whovianwar - Cannon Has No Place Here

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1 year ago
Gaz, Absolutely Plastered: Hey Ghost I Wonder What Would Happen If I Hit You With This Chair?
Gaz, Absolutely Plastered: Hey Ghost I Wonder What Would Happen If I Hit You With This Chair?

Gaz, absolutely plastered: Hey Ghost I wonder what would happen if I hit you with this chair?

Ghost, equally obliterated: Let’s find out

1 year ago
These Pics I Took Came Out Really Good!! :0 Pride Flag Dragon Enamel Pins On My Etsy!
These Pics I Took Came Out Really Good!! :0 Pride Flag Dragon Enamel Pins On My Etsy!

these pics i took came out really good!! :0 pride flag dragon enamel pins on my etsy!

1 year ago

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

2,121,566 people are notĀ AshleyĀ and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

1 year ago

I dunno why this makes me happy but I love it. Especially since I gave away some of my stuffies this past weekend 😭

all your stuffed animals love you. they're not sad if they're in a box, or on the floor, or not held/played with as much. they understand. they know that you might need another stuffie more, or that you don't have enough space. they're just happy to be with you, and if you ever give them away, they'll be happy there too. stuffies are for comfort. they understand. they love you too. it's okay.

1 year ago

That was adorable ā™„ļøā™„ļø

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1 year ago
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2 years ago

Fox: *after watching Obi-Wan yell at the chancellor through a glass wall with no idea what he was saying because soundproofing but amused cause he just KNOWS that smile means Sheev is only holding back the rage of cold blooded murder because of witnesses* Heh. Cute.

Obi-Wan: *yelling at Palps for telling his kid the Jedi will kick him out for being married and now he’s throwing accusations around and about to go public with Palps hanging out with little boys by threatening their guardians and ruin him forever*

Palpatine: :/

Fox: *after Obi-Wan storms out of the room* Respectfully, like /super/ respectfully, do you even know you were being watched by an entire floor of secretaries and clone guards who def recorded that?

Obi-Wan: Don’t know, can’t care, I’m gonna spread rumors the Chancellor likes little boys now.

Fox: šŸ˜Øā€¦ why didn’t I think of that…

Three hours later

Fox: *storms into the officers lounge* Cody! I’m marrying your general. Or bedding him. He’s worthy of this deece.

Cody: *halfway through his seventh caff of the day* …listen. I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that, and give you a five minute head start.

Fox: Fair.

Rex: I hate everyone in this family.

2 years ago
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tomorrow is just an illusion we believe

I really wanted to draw this pose with them. Halfway through the first sketch I thought, you know what would be really interesting? The same pose, exact same expressions, with a wildly different context. @elwenyere​ and I are lovingly cooking up a Fake Imperial Husbands AU where nothing is as it seems to be. So, how much of the perception of them would actually change? Turns out, they look even sadder in grey. This has been a hugely fun experiment with colors and greyscale and context. ElmoOnFire.gif

art posts are here and here

2 years ago
The 212th Medics Have Enlisted The Help Of One Very Tired Marshal Commander In Order To Wrangle Obi-wan

The 212th medics have enlisted the help of one very tired Marshal Commander in order to wrangle Obi-wan ā€œit’s not broken if I can still move itā€ Kenobi post mission. There are holo recordings now being circulated around as blackmail.

2 years ago
Wooley And Slasher Commission From @cobaltbeam And I Am DYING! It’s So Beautiful!

Wooley and Slasher commission from @cobaltbeam and I am DYING! It’s so beautiful!

The flower crowns are made with flowers that stand for each boy. Slash is fascinated by his little bug friend and Wooley is fascinated by something else… 🄹

2 years ago

Have some Bambi stuff 😊🄰

2 years ago
You Are My Sunshine,
You Are My Sunshine,
You Are My Sunshine,

You are my sunshine,

My only sunshine.

You make me happy,

When skies are gray.

You’ll never know, dear,

How much I love you.

Please don’t take my sunshine away…

2 years ago
Twins Cutthroat And Clicker Were Some Of The First Troopers Assigned To The Coruscant Guard Under The

Twins Cutthroat and Clicker were some of the first troopers assigned to the Coruscant Guard under the command of Marshal Commander Fox | CC-1010. Two and a half months into the war Cutthroat and Clicker showed an incredible amount of potential to Marshal Commander Fox and they were nominated for Alpha-17’s intensive ARC trooper program, making them the first two (non staff officer) Coruscant Guard members to become ARC Troopers.

ā€œHey vod-ā€Ā 

ā€œYeah?ā€

ā€œSome nattie is looking at us.ā€Ā 

ā€œYeah?ā€Ā 

[DO NOT REPOST]

2 years ago

Rune still got me simpin' for Fox 🄰🄰🄵

Rune Still Got Me Simpin' For Fox 🄰🄰🄵
ā€œI Heard From A Friend Of A Friend That, That Dick Was A Ten Outta Tenā€ - Rauri Killian

ā€œI heard from a friend of a friend that, that dick was a ten outta tenā€ - Rauri Killian

ā€œI would call him sir in bed-ā€ Quinlan Vos

ā€œHe’s a pain in the sheb-ā€ CC-2224 Commander Cody

Alpha-Fox AU.

ā€œAlpha-10, now designated Command Class trooper 1010, is the Marshal Commander of the homefront. In this exclusive interview with the Marshal Commander himself, weĀ  gain a hint of insight into the effort of protecting a cityscaped planet in the midst of a war-ā€

ā€œI’m doing my duty to the Republic-ā€Ā 

ā€œBut what does that mean Commander?ā€Ā 

ā€œIt means it is my duty to protect the people of Coruscant, even if it means laying down my life or the lives of my men.ā€Ā 

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