My Take On Young Silco… He’s Just… A Guy.. A Really REALLY Weird Guy

Agh I want this lanky asshole to hold me protectively while I doze off on his lap ✋🙄

might as well

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

I walk a lonely road... The only one that I have ever known

In other cruel and unjust news, @exceptionally-minded and I have been banned from the Galactic Olympics watch party.

Our grumpy sniper boy does a lot of impressive things, but to me, the most impressive thing he does is defy physics.

Excuse me, sir, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I would like to know the coefficient of friction of your ass. Thank you.

Silco: You anger me so quickly. It’s remarkable.

Y/N: ????

Y/N: i literally said like two words to you

Silco: And yet here I am, boiling with rage.

Hunter: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... fiddle-dee-dee.

Crosshair: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people, and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.

Wrecker: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.

Tech: I do believe that’s the expression.

the dirty little thing

18 and 23 by the way

Tech Turn = "sharp [turn] with zero thruster pull"

Tech Hug = Tech placing his hand on your shoulder

Examples:

Note #1: a Tech Hug is distinct from a 'Mega-Tech Hug, which involves short little Omega wrapping her arms around Tech's waist and trying to squeeze as tightly as Wrecker does, while Tech affectionately and awkwardly pats her back (examples exist in headcanon and artwork such as this from the talented @doodlingfoolishness :)

Note #2: a Tech Hug is also distinct from a Tech Twirl -

- and Tech Talks -

- and your general, everyday Tech Saves.

Peekaboo!

Reblog to put a smile on someone’s face ♥️

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