WE NEED MORE SLUGTERRA CRACKSHIPS

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🌹Roses are red🌹

😈Ghouls are mean😈

The Stalagmite 17 kitchen

Is COOKING FLOPPING LEAN

ok but fr what are they cooking it looks like straight up poison

(kinda long rant incoming also i use caps a lot here)

Slugterra try not to introduce a super cool character and then not develop them at all/ only have them in 2 episodes or less challenge (impossible)

*extremely loud coughing* Billy, Dana Por, Mr. Saturday, The Master Of The Game, The Gentleman, Blite, Quintin, Malvolio Drake *more extremely loud coughing*

ok but seriously why are there SO MANY CHARACTERS with super cool and interesting designs, personalities, fighting styles etc and then they show up in only 2 episodes and the only way you can get more info is in the character descriptions on the wiki.

for example, Mr. Saturday's character description from his wiki page

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S FROM A SET OF CAVERNS WE HAVE NEVER SEEN AND HAS (allegedly) BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH DARK SLUG MAGIC?

literally the only thing we know about the tropical caverns is that Saturday is from there, that's it and the ONLY way you could find this character description is through the fandom wiki since the official website this was originally doesn't exist anymore.

this isn't even the only character description to namedrop an unseen cavern set, for C.C's character description they drop the western caverns and the fact that his family is rich.

i love Slugterra but the sheer amount of unique characters who show up and are underused/never expanded upon is actually insane

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I hope the Slugterra facebook account never stops posting these. (plus it's cool to see they still have the burpy costume.)

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Alright, it looks like we got the Shane Gang finally. They have been really hard to catch because they are so skilled, but fortunately, we have them in this enclosed space.

Mr. Saturday in “Mission: Improbable”

fr this is why I love Slug It Out 1 so much like yeah sure Saturday just has his own set of henchmen now outside of the zombies and all of them are super cool and unique characters

Hey, remember, Slug It Out 1?

And how it was like a retelling of the show, and it added in game only characters and story lines?

Like the Shame Gang?

The doppelgangers of the Shane Gang

^ that is Alias Shame- I can't find pictures of the others but if these goobers where in the show it would be fucking hilarious because you have the Shame Gang being punks causing trouble, or worse yet, joining Blakk Industries, and because they look like the Shane Gang everyone is fucking confused, and Eli is low key panicking because "WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING IM WORKING WITH BLAKK?!"

And Blakk is laughing in the background because he's ruining the Shane's reputation by having hired halfway decent look a likes.

Yall I think Mr. Saturday got lost

WHY IS HE IN THE DEEP CAVERNS IN SLUG IT OUT 1

Ngl I feel like one thing that would have been really fun to see in Slugterra post-Blakk downfall would be the slingers he hired working with each other or characters outside of Blakk Industries.

like for example: after some hijinx ensue maybe Twist accidentally gets dragged into joining the Scrap Force or Sedo and Saturday team up to try (and fail) to get revenge on Pronto.

Blakk industries in a nutshell

(side note I changed the text on one of them so it would fit a little better)

Here are my explanations for all of them

Twist: other than Blakk he's the only one with any trauma (that we know of).

C.C: he's by far the most normal person out of ANY Blakk Industries member.

Mr. Saturday: "Okay listen, assuming somebody is gay because of their appearance is stereotyping and harmful BUT F**ING LOOK AT HIM." - Kwite

Darius Yorman: probably the physically weakest and most useless Blakk Industries member (sorry Darius fans)

Quintin: if he thought slugs were scary imagine his reaction to GHOULS.

Dr. Blakk: other than Locke and Lode, I assume that none of the former Blakk Industries members know if he's alive or not.

I think one of the funniest parts about Saturday is that on top of everything in the show that never gets fully addressed, like how Saturday seems determined to deny that he is working under/for Dr. Blakk is how his character description from the fandom wiki drops that he is from the Tropical caverns (which are mentioned nowhere outside of this description) and that there are rumours of him experimenting with dark slug magic and they just leave that there and never elaborate

Going back to Blakk’s goons what are your thoughts on Mr.Saturday for me I think he’s a neat villain. What about you?

Mr. Saturday was an interesting character with cool ass lore that got turned into a gag for the sake of plot-

I mentioned this in tags once, but 'Dawn of The Slug' Saturday would have not fallen for Eli's bluff in 'Mission: Improbable'

Mr. Saturday is objectively smart and had it not been for plot reasons Eli, Trixie and Kord would not have been able to pull the shit they did during 'Mission: Improbable' and would have been turned into hypno-zombies till Blakk arrived. Because you would think after what happened in Caverna Mall, Saturday would have been more cautious when dealing with the Shane Gang

Saturday is also supposedly from a secret southern cavern or something along those lines, and that opens a crap ton of questions???

All in all, Mr. Saturday is cool, I like him. But given his unique role, i get why he wasn't used more.

TW: USA election results

Hell naw the 99 caverns are cooked 😭🙏