I Will Never Forgive SIO2 For Not Having Any Cutscenes Like In SIO1 Because LOOK HOW COOL THESE ARE

Mr. Saturday: How do I look?

Eli: It’s like a horror movie! You look like you died!

(cw mild swearing i guess)insert really awesome caption here

One thing I always found interesting about Saturday's weapon (other than that it seemingly can't fire slugs) is that it was clearly custom-designed with the Cryptogriff in mind. If it just worked for any slug then it would be way too powerful since it means a slinger could constantly shoot blasts of whatever element the slug inside is able to manifest without having to worry about retrieving it.

What makes it even worse is that even if the slug inside runs out of steam and the slinger doesn't have any others to replace it with the blaster basically doubles as a melee weapon since it's basically just a spear and your opponent could still throw it at you for a ranged attack.

Like imagine you just went through the most rough endurance fight ever, your opponent's slugs have FINALLY run out of energy to keep blasting and then you see your opponent hit this stance.

Small dawn of the slug rant

"zombies showed up about 12 hours ago grabbing people and hauling them away" Millard Milford at about 4 minutes and 16 seconds

HOW HAS SATURDAY BEEN THERE FOR 12 HOURS

WHAT WAS HE DOING FOR 12 HOURS

Like when Pronto first gets grabbed and dragged to Saturday's base (the food court) he's just chilling on his throne

Unrelated question, WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS OWN THRONE

It's even designed to resemble his blaster so it's probably custom

How much is Blakk paying this guy

Was Saturday seriously just sitting on his throne doing nothing for 12 hours prior to the Shane Gang showing up

No wonder he asks the zombies to bring him more cushions and big screens that throne looks uncomfortable as hell and he's BORED OUT OF HIS MIND

throne and blaster for reference

(Side note but the throne is actually like super cool)

this has been a certified WildSpectre rant

Pretend i posted this a month ago

ignore the crusty as heck background i totally didn't take from the fandom wiki page

(side tangent incoming but I still cant believe they lowered the slug it out 2 skin chances I have been trying to get Mr. Saturday for months and i am going insane)

Filled in the blank again

I hope the Slugterra facebook account never stops posting these. (plus it's cool to see they still have the burpy costume.)

Here's the blank version if anyone else wants to do this.

How Wildbrain thought we would feel when they brought Blakk back for Slugterra: Ascension (it was only cool when they did it in ROTE)

One thing I love about the ROTE movie is how like 50% of the time Dr. Blakk and the Goon are a genuinely threatening villain duo while the other 50% Feels like this

Blakk being next is wild like I get that the Shane gang had to win but seeing Blakk and some of the other Blakk Industries members go through the Game Master's BS would have been awesome.

2:39am but i'm just thinking about how messed up the thrill of the game was like wtf was nerdcorps on about

Assigning songs to Slugterra villains but I refuse to elaborate

(these were written in notes app on my phone and placed on this list in random order.)

El Diablos Nacho - Monster by Skillet

C.C - Nepo Baby by Ned Flames

Dr. Blakk - Above and Beyond by Riproducer

Tad - Like Him by Tyler the Creator

Mr. Saturday - 2econd 2ight 2eer by Will Wood

The Master of the Game - Creative Control by SMG4

Spirex - Spider Dance by Toby Fox

Twist - Double Life by Pharrell Williams

if anyone has any villains they would like to assign songs of their own feel free to mention them in comments or reblogs