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looking respectfully of course

Sorry I haven’t posted much, I got very caught up at work. But fun story, Red Hood apparently is at a bunch of the drag shows downtown, like a few months ago when I was there I saw him, and then someone got a video of him at the one last weekend and put it on TikTok

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

Oh

*Bruce realizing that Batman for some reason has become the face of alpha males and people are posting homophobic memes with Batman on Twitter*

Bruce: Lois I need to kiss your husband on national television

Clark:*hearing Bruce and dropping what he's holding and looking at Bruce confused as hell*

Lois: *who knows about Batman becoming the alpha male icon for some reason because Kon and Tim have been laughing at the homophobic memes for weeks now* know what makes sense go for it.

Clark: what!

Dick: i don’t get it.

Jason: ?

Dick: when you were killing people in the Nightwing costume, everybody started hating Nightwing and trying to call the cops on me and stuff, but when YOU’RE killing as the Red Hood, everybody fucking loves you! what’s the difference?!

Jason: oh, you gotta kill in a lovable way.

Jason: blow a kiss to the security cameras, carry chocolate bars for the kids, recommend good bloodstain detergent to the parents, you know. make it fun. when i was Nightwing i just glared at everyone, there was no community aspect.

Dick: why wouldn’t you make it fun for ME?!?

Jason: dude when the real Nightwing started showing up they were throwing rocks at you. it was funny.

Dick: BUT IT WAS YOU WHO-

Jason: yeah but i expected the rocks, i’m good at dodging. did you see your fucking face when that woman threw her kids diaper at you? it’s my phone background now. Tim has it printed out and framed in his bedroom.

Dick:

Jason:

Dick: i hope the joker gets you again.

Jason: *frantically doing squats at 3am because he saw another fan edit dedicated to Nightwing's ass*

Jason: Must beat Dick, must beat Dick, must... beat... Dick

Roy: Do you maybe wanna rephrase that?

Jason after Kon died: I never liked that kid. He always hated me for no reason. Always trying to start a fight.

Dick: ... Jay, he hated you because you tried to kill Tim.

Jason:

Jason: oh my god i forgot about that

Tim: Can you imagine the food they eat in jail? Bleh!

Dick: Don't need to imagine, it's disgusting.

Jason: When did you try prison food?!

Dick: When I was 8.

Tim, scoffing: If you commited a crime I'm pretty sure there'd be hundreds of articles about it, I didn't see any when I was researching you.

Dick: Oh! I didn't commit a crime.

Jason: Why the fuck would you be in Juvie if you didn't commit a crime?

Dick: Orphanages were full.

Everyone:

Jason: The hell?

Tim: I'm calling a lawyer, that has to be illegal.

Damian, in the vent: I can't believe this city's incompetence.

Dick: I can. Now get down here.

Damian: Fine.

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work

to reintroduce Jason to the world Bruce decides to just mysteriously announce that he’s adopted a new son and will introduce him at the next Wayne gala. all of Gotham is buzzing about the new child Bruce is gonna appear with. Jason cries from laughing.

Gothamite: what the. what

Bruce, grinning ear to ear, hand on Jason’s shoulder: this is my new son!

Gothamite: he’s not new.

Dick: well, repurposed.

Bruce: i don’t know what you’re all talking about! son, introduce yourself!

Gothamite: he’s not- you already- i thought this one was dead?!?

Jason, completely straight faced: hello, my name is Todd, Todd Jason.

Gothamite:

Tim, tiredly to Damian: and this is why we don’t let B and Jay make important decisions after they’ve shared 3 bottles of wine.

I'm an avid fanfiction reader. I can maybe possibly live without it, I have a minor panic when AO3 is down. But I have to know guys

What in the fuck.

Who reads this? What inspired the author to write it. Is there more??? Are there one shots, a series even? Other countries?

If you get scared, you can always hide behind me. I’ll be hiding behind Luke.

I just want to bring this back because i have so much love for Rhys and Feyre and i wish we could go back to a time when this fandom wasn’t so hateful and it belonged to the people who love its characters as much as i do.

(P. S. i don’t know if this account still has the same name, i saw this on Pinterest. If it has a different name now feel free to comment it.)

This brings me so much immense joy I can't even begin to explain it.

moonmoons

Keep up the great work, lads

Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.

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Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.

Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine

Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Tim:

Damien:

Dick: …skweeerrehl.

Jason: Get him boys.

Good books can make you homesick for places you have never been.

meeee

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

The Full Wolf Moon & Mars 🌕

all the moons of 2024

“My daughter is completely fine”

Ma'am your daughter spends the nights awake and crying because a fictional witch has realised she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh.

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

It's really fucking annoying shipping an mlm ship and everyone in the goddamn universe is like "the bigger stronger one is a dominant cis man who tops and the smaller weaker one is a submissive trans man who bottoms :)"