Could’ve Drawn Them Being Gay But I Only See This

okay i just thought of the funniest fucking headcanon but what if the reason five cant find a decent cup of coffee is because he just doesnt like coffee

cheeky little jegulus post

sirius: you FUCKED my brother

james: okay, okay, in all fairness, i didn’t have my glasses on

Nanami Kento who, when asked what his sexual orientation is, simply responds "my wife".

*texting*

Eren: If I were a cannibal, would it be more romantic for me to eat you or to not eat you?

Eren: Forget that last text I was possessed by the devil.

He spends half his surgeon salary in merchandise

Little continuation to this post, kind of

imagine ur homophobic and ur starting ur first year of high school and then u find out these r ur upperclassmen

Incorrect Quotes #125

Kakyoin : Do you love me?

Y/n : We’re literally married

Kakyoin : Yeah, but as friends or

Deal With

*James and Sirius fighting* James: Fuck you, Black! Sirius: Oh, so you didn't get enough with my little brother, you bitch! *Remus and Regulus watching* Remus: See what I have to deal with when you leave?

james: you should date him!

sirius: why?!

james: because you’d look cute together!

sirius: oh, so i’m not cute enough by myself?!?