I Would Live In That Dumpster

i have been accepted into masters. i am soon to be Master. i am looking at studyblr and suffering knowing i will never be Aesthetic while Studying. i study like a rat!

> 'object dating game' > look inside > conventionally attractive human men and women

this tickles my brain soooo good

Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

My three girlfriends. Yes, they smoke weed.

love wins