Eeeep!!!

What heaven must look like…

Feeding hungry bois

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my god it was just such a fraught time in her life and now for. THIS to be the cover. reclaim joy!!!!

um, hi tumblr, i have a free book you can read for free

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I feel attacked. 😖😅😂

whyyyy is this so true??? 😂😂

Of course it’s the orange one

This book is so fun! Check out my bestie!!!

If you're into audiobooks, I have one for you today: BIG DUKE ENERGY written by me and narrated by my British dream team, Shakira Shute and Will Watt is now available! Trust me when I say they are perfection narrating my commitment-phobe duke, Max, and romance novelist Ellie. Plus the goats and escape artist Sir Winston Purrchill the Maine Coon.

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It's new cover day 🫶 book one in my new romcom mystery series, coming July 11!

What's a romcom mystery, you ask? It's my romcoms, but someone pops their clogs.

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BLURB:

I remember the first time I ever saw Detective Inspector Noah George.

We were seven, stupid, and he threw sand in my eye. I’m pretty sure that’s when I fell in love with him. Hey—I did say I was stupid.

Summers in Fox Point, my grandfather’s seaside hometown, were all we had together. Then we turned eighteen, life happened, and he never spoke to me again.

Until my grandfather’s death calls me back to the small town, only for his lawyer to tell me he’s left me my family’s dilapidated bed and breakfast that was home to many things—my first sleepover party, where my grandma taught me to cross-stitch, my first kiss with Noah…

And apparently, my first dead body.

My name is Lottie O’Neil, and I’m on the hook for the murder of a man I’ve barely met.

And the one who’ll have to arrest me is the only man I’ve ever loved.

Unless I find the real killer first.

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He did ok a mini pig but not a house chicken.

Capybara made his day

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