It’s A Hostage Situation. No One Can Leave. It’ll Upset The Balance. 🤣🤣

What heaven must look like…

Feeding hungry bois

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My husband. Cheesy but true. I really love the big guy. ❤️❤️

“Have you ever just looked at someone while they’re doing something small like driving or laughing and just smile bc u like them so much.”

— Unknown

My 19yo cat passed this week and I told my husband I’m not ready for another cat. How do you think he’d feel about a capybara? 

Capybara made his day

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Argh! 🏴‍☠️ 

am scared

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LOOK AT THIS AWESOME NEW BOOK FROM MY BESTIE!!!

hey it's my cover reveal day, this ✨ chaos ✨ will be available in kindle unlimited on april 18th 🥳

I love her. Solid advice.

You better love what you see, a message  from the Critics Choice Award winner.

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Been there. 😂😂

And he has no regrets

My booo wrote another fantastic read!!!! 

HELLO TUMBLR PLEASE LOOK AT MY NEW BOOK OVER OK THANK YOU

It's releasing on May 16th and please enjoy this convenient image that sells it to you so I don't have to.

edit: it occurs to me the blurb might be useful so here:

Literally colliding with the hottest guy in the world and agreeing to be his date to his sister’s wedding? Done… for some reason.

Finding out he’s actually an aristocrat and will one day inherit an ancient Scottish dukedom and castle? Yep, that’s a surprise.

Sharing a bed with him at said castle because his family thinks I’m his girlfriend? Okay, I’m sure I’ll survive. Even if he does make my heart pitter-patter and my lady bits—uh, never mind.

Dealing with his family feud, his bridezilla sister, and his grandma’s gobby cockatiel who fancies himself the castle alarm system? It’s… well, it’s… something.

Oh, and a snowstorm, keeping my real identity a secret, trying to figure out where the heck I know the Glenroch family from, and why his mum keeps looking at me weirdly?

Yeah, that I’ll need some help with…