"Joaquin Is Annoying"

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

"Nothing to smile about in life."

Captain America: Brave New World (2025)

oohhh my god do you think gangstalia italy and germany got to actually meet as kids and they both remember each other and no one was doomed to disappear after going off to war and their only trauma is getting electrocuted in this card game

SAMBUCKY APPRECIATION WEEK | LYRICS/QUOTES ↳ sambucky + tumblr tags bonus:

Pov you're Arthur Kirkland

Alfred: *barbecuing* How do you want your steak?

Arthur: Well done, lad.

Alfred: *tearing up* R-really? 🥹

Arthur: The steak, Alfred. I want my steak well done.

Alfred: …

Alfred: Oh… right.

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